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"Do Not Have This Baby" - a new poem by rags!

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Subject: "Do Not Have This Baby" - a new poem by rags!
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by: RAG Seely - Mon, 23 Oct 2023 12:11 UTC

"Do Not Have This Baby"

by R.A.G. Seely

Monthly bleeding's abated
Your condition is queasy
You're delirious, in dread
Do not have this baby!

You feel that this one's diff'rent
From your prior pregnancies
Do not furnish this infant
Do not have this baby!

Your physicians are baffled
They've known no such novelty
With what creep have you coupled?
Do not have this baby!

His verb'age will be vulgar
He'll effuse profanity
His semblance blotted, bizarre
Do not have this baby!

Don't you see the danger signs?
Each day you grow more dizzy
Such bookmarks are not benign
Do not have this baby!

You have seen his ultrasound
Met with an anomaly
Deformities have been found
Do not have this baby!

Your measure of men was low
You took in rusticity
Speedily, this spawn will grow
Do not have this baby!

He'll make noises in the night
He will howl horrifyingly
His features will effect fright
Do not have this baby!

-=RAGS=-

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. -- Saint Jerome

arts / rec.music.beatles / "Do Not Have This Baby" - a new poem by rags!

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"Do Not Have This Baby" - a new poem by rags!	RAG Seely