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* Re: Anyone want a laugh?Fakir Neejit
`* Re: Anyone want a laugh?mm0fmf
 `* Re: Anyone want a laugh?The Natural Philosopher
  +* Re: Anyone want a laugh?Fakir Neejit
  |`- Re: Anyone want a laugh?Smolley
  `* Re: Anyone want a laugh?mm0fmf
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   `- Re: Anyone want a laugh?R Souls

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 by: Fakir Neejit - Fri, 26 Jan 2024 19:37 UTC

On Thu, 25 Jan 2024 21:57:36 -0000 (UTC), Jim Jackson
<jj@franjam.org.uk> wrote:

>["Followup-To:" header set to uk.d-i-y.]
>On 2024-01-25, Joe <joe@jretrading.com> wrote:
>>
>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/25/gb-news-has-given-ofcom-biggest-problem-ever-faced/
>>
>> "The rise of GB News has presented the head of Ofcom with ???the biggest
>> problem he???s ever faced???, according to Jim Naughtie.
>>
>> The BBC Radio 4 presenter said the emergence of partisan news channels
>> in the UK was a ???worrying??? development,"
>>
>>
>> "There are legal obligations on people who have access to the public
>> airwaves to behave in an impartial way."
>>
>>
>> "Not an absolute duty to have two minutes of one side and two minutes
>> of the other, that???s the kind of impartiality that doesn???t make sense,
>> but an obligation across the piece to be fair-minded,??? he added."
>>
>>
>> ???I think the idea that you could sort of pull the wool over the eyes of
>> the population at large by saying ??? ???We???re going to have a proper
>> political discussion of this, the only thing is that the four people
>> involved in it all have the same view??? ??? I mean, people just aren???t
>> going to watch it.???
>>
>>
>> I think Mr Naughtie has a great future in stand-up.
>
>Sorry, I thought the laugh was GB News!!

GammonBigots News is indeed a joke.

Ten minutes watching it will convince anyone with more than half a
brain that it has nothing to do with news but is simply a forum for
noisy disgruntled gammon right whingers, the type who make this
fucked-up world even worse.

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From: none@invalid.com (mm0fmf)
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 by: mm0fmf - Sat, 27 Jan 2024 09:40 UTC

On 26/01/2024 19:37, Fakir Neejit wrote:
> On Thu, 25 Jan 2024 21:57:36 -0000 (UTC), Jim Jackson
> <jj@franjam.org.uk> wrote:
>
>> ["Followup-To:" header set to uk.d-i-y.]
>> On 2024-01-25, Joe <joe@jretrading.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/25/gb-news-has-given-ofcom-biggest-problem-ever-faced/
>>>
>>> "The rise of GB News has presented the head of Ofcom with ???the biggest
>>> problem he???s ever faced???, according to Jim Naughtie.
>>>
>>> The BBC Radio 4 presenter said the emergence of partisan news channels
>>> in the UK was a ???worrying??? development,"
>>>
>>>
>>> "There are legal obligations on people who have access to the public
>>> airwaves to behave in an impartial way."
>>>
>>>
>>> "Not an absolute duty to have two minutes of one side and two minutes
>>> of the other, that???s the kind of impartiality that doesn???t make sense,
>>> but an obligation across the piece to be fair-minded,??? he added."
>>>
>>>
>>> ???I think the idea that you could sort of pull the wool over the eyes of
>>> the population at large by saying ??? ???We???re going to have a proper
>>> political discussion of this, the only thing is that the four people
>>> involved in it all have the same view??? ??? I mean, people just aren???t
>>> going to watch it.???
>>>
>>>
>>> I think Mr Naughtie has a great future in stand-up.
>>
>> Sorry, I thought the laugh was GB News!!
>
> GammonBigots News is indeed a joke.
>
> Ten minutes watching it will convince anyone with more than half a
> brain that it has nothing to do with news but is simply a forum for
> noisy disgruntled gammon right whingers, the type who make this
> fucked-up world even worse.
>
I read somewhere that the newly introduced pint bottles of wine go very
well with gammon.

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From: tnp@invalid.invalid (The Natural Philosopher)
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 by: The Natural Philosop - Sat, 27 Jan 2024 09:51 UTC

On 27/01/2024 09:40, mm0fmf wrote:
> I read somewhere that the newly introduced pint bottles of wine go very
> well with gammon.

Christ you are a bore.
--
"Anyone who believes that the laws of physics are mere social
conventions is invited to try transgressing those conventions from the
windows of my apartment. (I live on the twenty-first floor.) "

Alan Sokal

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 by: Fakir Neejit - Sat, 27 Jan 2024 16:48 UTC

On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 09:51:19 +0000, The Natural Philosopher
<tnp@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>On 27/01/2024 09:40, mm0fmf wrote:
>> I read somewhere that the newly introduced pint bottles of wine go very
>> well with gammon.
>
>Christ you are a bore.

Nothing new there. Christ was always a bore.

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From: none@invalid.com (mm0fmf)
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 by: mm0fmf - Sat, 27 Jan 2024 19:38 UTC

On 27/01/2024 09:51, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
> On 27/01/2024 09:40, mm0fmf wrote:
>> I read somewhere that the newly introduced pint bottles of wine go
>> very well with gammon.
>
> Christ you are a bore.

Whenever you resort to ad hominem attacks then it's obvious that the
burn hit home.

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From: tnp@invalid.invalid (The Natural Philosopher)
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 by: The Natural Philosop - Sun, 28 Jan 2024 10:29 UTC

On 27/01/2024 19:38, mm0fmf wrote:
> On 27/01/2024 09:51, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
>> On 27/01/2024 09:40, mm0fmf wrote:
>>> I read somewhere that the newly introduced pint bottles of wine go
>>> very well with gammon.
>>
>> Christ you are a bore.
>
> Whenever you resort to ad hominem attacks then it's obvious that the
> burn hit home.
>
>
What is ad hominem about that?

The ad hominem was yours. And as boring as all remoanerspik has become.
The real gammons are to be found in the rejoin party currently not even
registering in the polls, whilst the old brexit party (Reform) is
registering more than the limp dims and greens combined. And nibbling at
the Torys heels, whilst polls suggest that Keir Starmer is about as
popular as a wet fart in a tutu.

--
“it should be clear by now to everyone that activist environmentalism
(or environmental activism) is becoming a general ideology about humans,
about their freedom, about the relationship between the individual and
the state, and about the manipulation of people under the guise of a
'noble' idea. It is not an honest pursuit of 'sustainable development,'
a matter of elementary environmental protection, or a search for
rational mechanisms designed to achieve a healthy environment. Yet
things do occur that make you shake your head and remind yourself that
you live neither in Joseph Stalin’s Communist era, nor in the Orwellian
utopia of 1984.”

Vaclav Klaus

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 by: R Souls - Sun, 28 Jan 2024 12:45 UTC

On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 19:38:38 +0000, mm0fmf <none@invalid.com> wrote:

>On 27/01/2024 09:51, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
>> On 27/01/2024 09:40, mm0fmf wrote:
>>> I read somewhere that the newly introduced pint bottles of wine go
>>> very well with gammon.
>>
>> Christ you are a bore.
>
>Whenever you resort to ad hominem attacks then it's obvious that the
>burn hit home.
>
Would you expect anything else from poor sad gammon twat Turnip?

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 by: Smolley - Wed, 31 Jan 2024 06:04 UTC

On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 16:48:55 +0000, Fakir Neejit wrote:

> On Sat, 27 Jan 2024 09:51:19 +0000, The Natural Philosopher
> <tnp@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On 27/01/2024 09:40, mm0fmf wrote:
>>> I read somewhere that the newly introduced pint bottles of wine go
>>> very well with gammon.
>>
>>Christ you are a bore.
>
> Nothing new there. Christ was always a bore.

He put on a good show at the end though.


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