Where do you go to my lovely
When you’re alone in your head
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your shed
Yes I do
Yoo hoo hoo
Dah de dah
Dah de dah

With apologies to Brian Bilston who shed have got there first.

Tone

On 23/02/2024 02:43, Hymermut wrote:
>Where do you go to my lovely
>When you’re alone in your head
>Tell me the thoughts that surround you
>I want to look inside your shed

! - not heard it called that before :-\
Not really a love song either way, either version?

Chris

In article <l3rf8fFr6tkU1@mid.individual.net>, chrisnd @ukrm
<chrisnd@privacy.net> on Fri, 23 Feb 2024 at 11:52:47 awoke Nicholas
from his slumbers and wrote
>On 23/02/2024 02:43, Hymermut wrote:
>>Where do you go to my lovely
>>When you’re alone in your head
>>Tell me the thoughts that surround you
>>I want to look inside your shed
>
>! - not heard it called that before :-\
>Not really a love song either way, either version?
>
>Chris

Somewhere or other I have a copy of "50 Sheds of Grey".

For the avoidance of doubt I have not seen or read "50 Shades of Grey";
others may have.
--
0sterc@tcher -

"Où sont les neiges d'antan?"

> Somewhere or other I have a copy of "50 Sheds of Grey".
>
> For the avoidance of doubt I have not seen or read "50 Shades of Grey";
> others may have.

Mine is on the bookshelf next to Gordon Browns "Thrifty Ways to Leave
Your Lover"

SWMBO was working as a volunteer in a charity shop some while ago, and
told me that there was a pile of 50 SOG in the backroom, and that they
would not shift off the shelves

On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 12:40:04 +0000
Abandoned Trolley <fred@fred-smith.co.uk> wrote:

> "Thrifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"

Oh dear there's got to be a good spoof song on the theme of alimony
in there but it would take some inspired writing.

--
Steve O'Hara-Smith
Odds and Ends at http://www.sohara.org/
For forms of government let fools contest
Whate're is best administered is best - Alexander Pope

On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 02:43:12 +0000, Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:

>Where do you go to my lovely
>When you’re alone in your head
>Tell me the thoughts that surround you
>I want to look inside your shed
>Yes I do
>Yoo hoo hoo
>Dah de dah
>Dah de dah
>
>With apologies to Brian Bilston who shed have got there first.
>
>Tone
>

I have that Peter Sarstedt LP.
I wonder if it's a collectors item by now ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sarstedt

John T.

On 23/02/2024 14:05, hubops@ccanoemail.com wrote:
> On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 02:43:12 +0000, Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:
>
>> Where do you go to my lovely
>> When you’re alone in your head
>> Tell me the thoughts that surround you
>> I want to look inside your shed
>> Yes I do
>> Yoo hoo hoo
>> Dah de dah
>> Dah de dah
>>
>> With apologies to Brian Bilston who shed have got there first.
>>
>> Tone
>>
>
>
> I have that Peter Sarstedt LP.
> I wonder if it's a collectors item by now ?
>
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sarstedt
>
> John T.

Unlikely.

Eden Kane is / was his elder brothe.

I think there may have been a 3rd brother, but I can find no mention of him

>
>> "Thrifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"
>
> Oh dear there's got to be a good spoof song on the theme of alimony
> in there but it would take some inspired writing.
>

I am fairly sure its already been done - possibly on something like "The
Now Show" ?

I certainly didnt cook up thaty line by myself

Abandoned Trolley said:
>
>>
>>> "Thrifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"
>>
>> Oh dear there's got to be a good spoof song on the theme of alimony
>> in there but it would take some inspired writing.

There's an early Ry Cooder LP with a song of that name, but it's not
exactly a spoof.

>
> I am fairly sure its already been done - possibly on something like "The
> Now Show" ?
>
> I certainly didnt cook up thaty line by myself

--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

My email address is at http://qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html

On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 15:05:54 +0000
Abandoned Trolley <fred@fred-smith.co.uk> wrote:

> On 23/02/2024 14:05, hubops@ccanoemail.com wrote:
> > On Fri, 23 Feb 2024 02:43:12 +0000, Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Where do you go to my lovely
> >> When you’re alone in your head
> >> Tell me the thoughts that surround you
> >> I want to look inside your shed
> >> Yes I do
> >> Yoo hoo hoo
> >> Dah de dah
> >> Dah de dah
> >>
> >> With apologies to Brian Bilston who shed have got there first.
> >>
> >> Tone
> >>
> >
> >
> > I have that Peter Sarstedt LP.
> > I wonder if it's a collectors item by now ?
> >
> > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sarstedt
> >
> > John T.
>
>
>
> Unlikely.
>
> Eden Kane is / was his elder brothe.
>
> I think there may have been a 3rd brother, but I can find no mention of him

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Peter Eardley Sarstedt[2] (10 December 1941 – 8 January 2017) was a
British singer-songwriter and instrumentalist. He was the brother of
singers Eden Kane, a teenage pop idol and Clive Sarstedt, with both of
whom he also recorded and performed as The Sarstedt Brothers.

--
Bah, and indeed Humbug.

On 23/02/2024 16:00, Graham. wrote:
> > I think there may have been a 3rd brother, but I can find no mention of him.
>>
>
> ipso facto, but they don't talk anymore.
>

INSECURITY
There’s a door opening up in the fast lane
There’s a window in the hard shoulder
There’s a roof in the road and it’s insane
I phoned the police and I told her
There’s a shed load of sheds on the highway
They fell off the back of my lorry
It’s blocking the road. There’s no by-way
I’m really dreadfully sorry

Yes a shed load of sheds on the M62
Somewhere over the Pennines
What a to-do. I’ve caused some long queueueueueues
Red crosses are our lane signs
Yes my shed load of sheds disassembled
There’s panels all over the place
The strapping came loose and it trembled
I’m hiding a very red face

Securing the load should have mattered
They’re loading it now into skips
The bits are all broken and battered
No good now except for wood chips
I phoned the factory and told the boss
He thinks that I’m losing the plot
He’s gone very quiet. He’ll be very cross
When he gets the bill for this lot!

I have no doubt that he’ll sack me
I’ll be needing a new driving job
I don’t think his reference will back me
I’ll be joining the unemployed mob
Perhaps I should go on the buses
Me mates will be having a laugh
But then I won’t shed any losses
Because that load walks on and off

(It happened, but not to me)

Tone 2024

> I think there may have been a 3rd brother, but I can find no mention of him.
>

ipso facto, but they don't talk anymore.

--

Graham.
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