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BATHROOM REFLECTIONS

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From: tone@email.com (Hymermut)
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Subject: BATHROOM REFLECTIONS
Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2024 10:55:32 +0000
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by: Hymermut - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 10:55 UTC

So who is that old man in’t mirror
Who stares at me out of’t glass?
He’s looking vaguely familiar
He’s watching me wiping me arse

He looks a bit like me old father
Who’s been dead for thirty odd years
And a little bit like me dear mother
But she had much less hairy ears

Whatever I do copies he
As I stand and pull up me drawers
He watches behind when I pee
Against that there should be some laws

He mimics each move that can matter
When I shower he glares through the haze

His portal I think I’ll just shatter
And banish his voyeuristic ways

Tone 2024