uk.rec.sheds

Are fairies at t'end of our garden?
Do they lure us down t’old garden path?
Or is exploration there forbidden
By the overgrowth round the old bath?
Is that where we never dare venture
Into the darkness unknown?
Or could it be an adventure
a cyber world that we all own?

For lurking neath limb branches sheltering
A structure both dodgy and queer
But welcoming all nearby venturing
With coffee, tea, biscuits and beer
Containing some fine cyber gentry
A wooden door always ajar
A nail that snags woollies on entry
A bottle, but sadly no bar

Another nail dangling Frank’s glarses
For those who have difficultly reading
A cement sack to comfort our arses
Do we all know where this path's leading?

It’s a garden place over the ether
It’s where we can empty our heads
A place to escape all stress and bother
Yes it’s so called uk.rec.sheds

Tone 2024

Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote in news:ut08ur$1ujiq$1@dont-email.me:

> uk.rec.sheds
>
> Are fairies at t'end of our garden?
> Do they lure us down t’old garden path?
> Or is exploration there forbidden
> By the overgrowth round the old bath?
> Is that where we never dare venture
> Into the darkness unknown?
> Or could it be an adventure
> a cyber world that we all own?
>
> For lurking neath limb branches sheltering
> A structure both dodgy and queer
> But welcoming all nearby venturing
> With coffee, tea, biscuits and beer
> Containing some fine cyber gentry
> A wooden door always ajar
> A nail that snags woollies on entry
> A bottle, but sadly no bar
>
> Another nail dangling Frank’s glarses
> For those who have difficultly reading
> A cement sack to comfort our arses
> Do we all know where this path's leading?
>
> It’s a garden place over the ether
> It’s where we can empty our heads
> A place to escape all stress and bother
> Yes it’s so called uk.rec.sheds

Applause!

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Peter
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On Fri, 15 Mar 2024 01:40:41 +0000
Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:

> uk.rec.sheds

Unless you object that is getting enshrined in my ShedFAQ
collection as http://www.sohara.org/ShedFAQ/shed_poem.html.

I'll link it in the index when you say OK.

--
Steve O'Hara-Smith
Odds and Ends at http://www.sohara.org/
For forms of government let fools contest
Whate're is best administered is best - Alexander Pope

Hymermut wrote:
> uk.rec.sheds
>
> Are fairies at t'end of our garden?
> Do they lure us down t’old garden path?
> Or is exploration there forbidden
> By the overgrowth round the old bath?
> Is that where we never dare venture
> Into the darkness unknown?
> Or could it be an adventure
> a cyber world that we all own?
>
> For lurking neath limb branches sheltering
> A structure both dodgy and queer
> But welcoming all nearby venturing
> With coffee, tea, biscuits and beer
> Containing some fine cyber gentry
> A wooden door always ajar
> A nail that snags woollies on entry
> A bottle, but sadly no bar
>
> Another nail dangling Frank’s glarses
> For those who have difficultly reading
> A cement sack to comfort our arses
> Do we all know where this path's leading?
>
> It’s a garden place over the ether
> It’s where we can empty our heads
> A place to escape all stress and bother
> Yes it’s so called uk.rec.sheds
>
> Tone 2024
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Love it!
v

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https://www.thefarside.com/

On 15/03/2024 13:49, Ahem A Rivet's Shot wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Mar 2024 01:40:41 +0000
> Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote:
>
>> uk.rec.sheds
>
> Unless you object that is getting enshrined in my ShedFAQ
> collection as http://www.sohara.org/ShedFAQ/shed_poem.html.
>
> I'll link it in the index when you say OK.
>

okay $;-?=

Tone