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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 Oct 2023 14:59 UTC

On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
> > > > > > > > washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
> > > > > > > > you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
> > > > > > > > culinary
> > > > > sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
> > > > > years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost.

You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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On Friday, October 27, 2023 at 9:59:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a96a806f-266b-4e5b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
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> > > > > > > > > culinary
> > > > > > sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
> > > > > > years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's like she's covered in whorefrost.
>
> You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I visited a very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 28 Oct 2023 08:33 UTC

On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<79f651d5-7721-4bf1-b186-664fe4690854n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
> > > > > > > > > > washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
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> > > > > > > sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
> > > > > > > years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's
> > > > > > > like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
visited a
> very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.

Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 28 Oct 2023 18:45 UTC

On Saturday, October 28, 2023 at 3:33:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<79f651d5-7721-4bf1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > It works if you have a wicket sense of humor but I'm not sticky , I
> > > > > > > > > > > washed off after Darlene and I had sex Baked, boiled or frled??? so
> > > > > > > > > > > you're asking if I prepared Darlene to eat her ? no, not in the
> > > > > > > > > > > culinary
> > > > > > > > sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's 97
> > > > > > > > years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive. It's
> > > > > > > > like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went trick-or-treating . I
> visited a
> > very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
> Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 29 Oct 2023 08:14 UTC

On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9768cce7-4346-4426-88c7-4629392da69fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > culinary
> > > > > > > > > sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's
> > > > > > > > > 97
> > > > > > > > > years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive.
> > > > > > > > > It's
> > > > > > > > > like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your
> > > > > > > > > Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went
> > > > > > > > > trick-or-treating . I
> > visited a
> > > very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
> > Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??
> when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
> or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.

Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 Oct 2023 13:19 UTC

On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:14:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9768cce7-4346-4426...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > culinary
> > > > > > > > > > sense. Too old and tough??? how did you guess? You're right , she's
> > > > > > > > > > 97
> > > > > > > > > > years old. A hoary whore! And the woman is sexually unresponsive.
> > > > > > > > > > It's
> > > > > > > > > > like she's covered in whorefrost. You learned this by reading your
> > > > > > > > > > Whore-iscope??? Yes, after I read my Whore-O-Scope, I went
> > > > > > > > > > trick-or-treating . I
> > > visited a
> > > > very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
> > > Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??
> > when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
> > or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called trick-or-treat.
> Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 29 Oct 2023 15:36 UTC

On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e7b92904-18a4-474f-b236-4c45b50a7388n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > visited a
> > > > > very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
> > > > Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??
> > > when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
> > > or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called
> > > trick-or-treat.
> > Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.

I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 Oct 2023 19:58 UTC

On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 10:36:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e7b92904-18a4-474f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > visited a
> > > > > > very unusual spook house called the House of Whores.
> > > > > Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??
> > > > when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for sex
> > > > or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called
> > > > trick-or-treat.
> > > Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie??? or you can go for the mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda.
>
> I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help me get her out of my heart."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 Oct 2023 10:44 UTC

On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e9fa1f4d-f3d2-4035-abec-ab6a18917e46n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??
> > > > > when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for
> > > > > sex
> > > > > or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called
> > > > > trick-or-treat.
> > > > Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie??? or you can go for the
> > > > mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.
>
> actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do
> with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help
> me get her out of my heart.”
But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 Oct 2023 13:46 UTC

On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 5:44:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e9fa1f4d-f3d2-4035...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Whart kind of treats do they had out??? Whores d’oeuvre??
> > > > > > when a gentleman goes into the house, he can either present himself for
> > > > > > sex
> > > > > > or just bring one of the ladies a gift , therefore it's called
> > > > > > trick-or-treat.
> > > > > Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie??? or you can go for the
> > > > > mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.
> >
> > actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do
> > with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda help
> > me get her out of my heart.”
> But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots you by the balls."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:39 UTC

On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c312a5c3-1ebb-4f64-aac3-77e93f6fd2c4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie??? or you can go for the
> > > > > > mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that
> > > > > > Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.
> > >
> > > actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do
> > > with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda
> > > help
> > > me get her out of my heart.”
> > But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
>
> Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down
> , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy
> and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on
> it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots
> you by the balls.”

And that is where she had you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 Oct 2023 22:55 UTC

On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 10:39:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c312a5c3-1ebb-4f64...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Its a treat if you do or don’t get Trixie??? or you can go for the
> > > > > > > mathematical, excluded middle and get Rhonda. I am surprised that
> > > > > > > Darleen gave you enough spare time to get ronda her.
> > > >
> > > > actually, I had a falling out with Darlene and I wanted nothing more to do
> > > > with her so I called up an old girlfriend and I told her "help me Rhonda
> > > > help
> > > > me get her out of my heart.”
> > > But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
> >
> > Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further down
> > , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to Andy
> > and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis on
> > it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they gots
> > you by the balls.”
>
> And that is where she had you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in Vietnam.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 Oct 2023 08:59 UTC

On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<31dcd1a1-8714-4f03-a311-00b0c4581312n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
> > >
> > > Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
> > > down
> > > , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
> > > Andy
> > > and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
> > > on
> > > it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
> > > gots
> > > you by the balls.” And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
> Vietnam.

No kidding ---

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 Oct 2023 13:17 UTC

On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 3:59:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<31dcd1a1-8714-4f03...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But what she had a grip on was much further down on your anatomy.
> > > >
> > > > Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
> > > > down
> > > > , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
> > > > Andy
> > > > and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an analysis
> > > > on
> > > > it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
> > > > gots
> > > > you by the balls.” And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
> > Vietnam.
>
> No kidding ---
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

"Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
I said, in a very high falsetto

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 Oct 2023 15:58 UTC

On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<19985222-757c-4aec-bbba-95d237bfe2adn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
> > > > > down
> > > > > , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
> > > > > Andy
> > > > > and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an
> > > > > analysis
> > > > > on
> > > > > it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
> > > > > gots
> > > > > you by the balls.” And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on
> > > > > that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
> > > Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
> I said, in a very high falsetto

So, are you merkin any progress???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 Oct 2023 18:51 UTC

On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:58:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<19985222-757c-4aec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Boy, that was funny, a grip further down , talking about a grip further
> > > > > > down
> > > > > > , Amos got a subpoena, but he didn't know what that meant so he went to
> > > > > > Andy
> > > > > > and Andy says "well I don't know either for sure, but let's do an
> > > > > > analysis
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > it; "sub" means below and "poena" must stand for penis. I'm afraid they
> > > > > > gots
> > > > > > you by the balls.” And that is where she had you. no, I've got you on
> > > > > > that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
> > > > Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
> > I said, in a very high falsetto
> So, are you merkin any progress???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners refer to American as 'Merkin.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 31 Oct 2023 19:54 UTC

On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f94f4aea-4a79-467b-81bf-48d9d376f984n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
> > > > > Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
> > > I said, in a very high falsetto
> > So, are you merkin any progress???
> Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
> Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
> refer to American as ‘Mair-erkin.

Hair-isy

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 31 Oct 2023 22:54 UTC

On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:54:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f94f4aea-4a79-467b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > that one. There was that unfortunate landmine accident in
> > > > > > Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like that?"
> > > > I said, in a very high falsetto
> > > So, are you merkin any progress???
> > Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
> > Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
> > refer to American as ‘Mair-erkin.
>
> Hair-isy
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon him to give him speech, and now Harris say.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 1 Nov 2023 08:54 UTC

On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a0b54ce8-f07a-48d1-8810-9b86a4eb645bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like
> > > > > > > that?"
> > > > > I said, in a very high falsetto
> > > > So, are you merkin any progress???
> > > Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
> > > Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
> > > refer to American as ‘Mair-erkin. Hair-isy
> I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon
> him to give him speech, and now Harris say.

Now he is able to harass you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 1 Nov 2023 14:52 UTC

On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:54:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a0b54ce8-f07a-48d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Vietnam. No kidding --- "Now, would I kid you about something like
> > > > > > > > that?"
> > > > > > I said, in a very high falsetto
> > > > > So, are you merkin any progress???
> > > > Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie Doctor
> > > > Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
> > > > refer to American as ‘Mair-erkin. Hair-isy
> > I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign upon
> > him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
> Now he is able to harass you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for the gay experience.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 1 Nov 2023 17:29 UTC

On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef2edbc9-6d37-4607-9699-4d9d10b37de6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > So, are you merkin any progress???
> > > > > Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie
> > > > > Doctor
> > > > > Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
> > > > > refer to American as ‘Mair-erkin. Hair-isy
> > > I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign
> > > upon
> > > him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
> > Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
> there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies
> ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in
> real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for
> the gay experience.

So you say the ends justify the means???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 00:04 UTC

On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:30:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef2edbc9-6d37-4607...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So, are you merkin any progress???
> > > > > > Very few people know that a Merkin is a pubic hair wig. In the movie
> > > > > > Doctor
> > > > > > Strangelove the president's name is Merkin Muffley. Also, some foreigners
> > > > > > refer to American as ‘Mair-erkin. Hair-isy
> > > > I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign
> > > > upon
> > > > him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
> > > Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
> > there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies
> > ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present in
> > real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up for
> > the gay experience.
> So you say the ends justify the means???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival football team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press that "the ends justify the means."

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 by: Mike - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 07:30 UTC

On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c9ab01a2-10a8-4b21-b8d6-0a3fd1f0eef9n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign
> > > > > upon
> > > > > him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
> > > > Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
> > > there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies
> > > ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present
> > > in
> > > real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up
> > > for
> > > the gay experience.
> > So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival football
> team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press
> that "the ends justify the means.” f he had the means he would not have needed the ends
I

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 10:27 UTC

On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:30:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c9ab01a2-10a8-4b21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I know this fellow named Harris. He was a deaf mute, but I made my sign
> > > > > > upon
> > > > > > him to give him speech, and now Harris say.
> > > > > Now he is able to harass you no, my ass has plenty of hair on it.
> > > > there was a great thing in the NatLamp. They printed this beautiful ladies
> > > > ass , smooth , tanned , oh, it was just divine , had it only been present
> > > > in
> > > > real life , and then they said get out your magic marker and wooly it up
> > > > for
> > > > the gay experience.
> > > So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple of new ends, so he went to a rival football
> > team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press
> > that "the ends justify the means.” f he had the means he would not have needed the ends
> I
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:

If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.

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On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3645b7e7-1fb4-4c1c-bee7-be945ba95030n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > \So you say the ends justify the means??? A football coach needed a couple
> > > > of new ends, so he went to a rival football
> > > team and literally kidnapped two of them. He gave a statement to the press
> > > that "the ends justify the means.” f he had the means he would not have
> > > needed the ends
> > I
> \A mathematician was collecting statistics for a paper on the mean value of
> different things , like the mean value of salaries in America , or the mean
> value of stock market prices, and then his students stole all of those
> statistics , so he had to start over, but this time he calculated the ends of
> things , like when the universe would end or when the war in the Ukraine
> would end, so then the mathematician's superior asked him for some
> statistics, just any statistics and the mathematician replied:
>
> If I had the means, I would not have needed the ends.

Perhaps if he used an end-oscope

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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