https://www.amazon.com/Field-Guide-Birds-North-America/dp/1452174032/

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America (Bird Books, Books for
Bird Lovers, Humor Books)
Paperback - Illustrated, April 2, 2019
by Matt Kracht (Author)
4.6 out of 5 stars 3,565 ratings
#1 Best Seller in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor
$11.64

National bestseller and fan favorite! This humorous look at 50 common
North American dumb birds is a perfect book for the birder and
anti-birder alike.
For those who have a disdain for birds, or for bird lovers with a sense
of humor, this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane,
funny, and - let's face it - true. Featuring common North American birds
such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose
(or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt
Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly
why they suck with humorous yet angry ink drawings. With The Field Guide
to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that
racket is anymore!

ENTERTAINING AND EDUCATIONAL: This uproarious guide to all things wings
includes migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian
population, and lessons on the ethics of birdwatching. Plus, each entry
is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb)
migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more.

POPULAR AUTHOR: Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and
illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent
in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window
at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. Other
hilarious titles from Matt include The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the
Whole StupidWorld and OMFG, BEES!
WELL REVIEWED: Critics recommend this laugh-out-loud funny spoof guide:
"There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now,
nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds
of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that
chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way." - Uncrate
"There are a lot of great bird field identification guides, but after a
day afield with The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you will
never look at birds or birdwatching the same again... You need this book
if you want to lighten up your birdwatching." - Northwest Arkansas
Democrat Gazette
Perfect for:

Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts
People who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love
birds but also enjoy a good laugh)
Anyone looking for the ultimate coffee table book or bar-top
conversation starter
Gift givers seeking a fun Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or
retirement gift