Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years

https://www.thedrive.com/news/oregon-finally-legalizes-pumping-your-own-gas-after-72-years

TB

Technobarbarian <technobarbarian@gmail.com> wrote:
> Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years
>
> https://www.thedrive.com/news/oregon-finally-legalizes-pumping-your-own-gas-after-72-years
>
> TB
>

So if I follow the money trail, where does it lead?

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Technobarbarian wrote:
> Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years
>
> https://www.thedrive.com/news/oregon-finally-legalizes-pumping-your-own-gas-after-72-years

Alrighty, then. At the end of the day going forward, using my own
self-calculus, I'm taking 1 point off of the Oregon Dumbass
Metric........but everything else remains on the table. Also, I allege
that you folks should ponder establishing an annual Pump Freedom Day.
With a little effort, y'all could make the celebration traditionally
kinky by coming up with some clever metaphors or analogies for
self-sticking their pump nozzle into your fill hole. Brainstorm it
with all the tools in your toolboxes - the possibilities are nearly
literally limitless.

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bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
> Technobarbarian wrote:
>> Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years
>>
>> https://www.thedrive.com/news/oregon-finally-legalizes-pumping-your-own-gas-after-72-years
>
> Alrighty, then. At the end of the day going forward, using my own
> self-calculus, I'm taking 1 point off of the Oregon Dumbass
> Metric........but everything else remains on the table. Also, I allege
> that you folks should ponder establishing an annual Pump Freedom Day.
> With a little effort, y'all could make the celebration traditionally
> kinky by coming up with some clever metaphors or analogies for
> self-sticking their pump nozzle into your fill hole. Brainstorm it
> with all the tools in your toolboxes - the possibilities are nearly
> literally limitless.
>

Stick your nozzle in the hole and pump… pump it good!

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George.Anthony wrote:
> bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
>> Technobarbarian wrote:
>>> Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years
>>>
>>> https://www.thedrive.com/news/oregon-finally-legalizes-pumping-your-own-gas-after-72-years
>>
>> Alrighty, then. At the end of the day going forward, using my own
>> self-calculus, I'm taking 1 point off of the Oregon Dumbass
>> Metric........but everything else remains on the table. Also, I allege
>> that you folks should ponder establishing an annual Pump Freedom Day.
>> With a little effort, y'all could make the celebration traditionally
>> kinky by coming up with some clever metaphors or analogies for
>> self-sticking their pump nozzle into your fill hole. Brainstorm it
>> with all the tools in your toolboxes - the possibilities are nearly
>> literally limitless.
>>
>
> Stick your nozzle in the hole and pump… pump it good!

You've got to let them come up with their own ideas. I allege that
anything you come up with will be associated with Trump, and anything
associated with Trump is fascist, insurrectionist, treasonous, a
Threat to Democracy, a clear and present danger to national security,
and literally untransitorily totally unacceptable, and at the end of
the day going forward, you'll be relentlessly denigrated, ghosted,
canceled, and spaghettied.....and anything else that they may find in
their toolboxes on the table.

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bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
> George.Anthony wrote:
>> bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
>>> Technobarbarian wrote:
>>>> Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years
>>>>
>>>> https://www.thedrive.com/news/oregon-finally-legalizes-pumping-your-own-gas-after-72-years
>>>
>>> Alrighty, then. At the end of the day going forward, using my own
>>> self-calculus, I'm taking 1 point off of the Oregon Dumbass
>>> Metric........but everything else remains on the table. Also, I allege
>>> that you folks should ponder establishing an annual Pump Freedom Day.
>>> With a little effort, y'all could make the celebration traditionally
>>> kinky by coming up with some clever metaphors or analogies for
>>> self-sticking their pump nozzle into your fill hole. Brainstorm it
>>> with all the tools in your toolboxes - the possibilities are nearly
>>> literally limitless.
>>>
>>
>> Stick your nozzle in the hole and pump… pump it good!
>
> You've got to let them come up with their own ideas. I allege that
> anything you come up with will be associated with Trump, and anything
> associated with Trump is fascist, insurrectionist, treasonous, a
> Threat to Democracy, a clear and present danger to national security,
> and literally untransitorily totally unacceptable, and at the end of
> the day going forward, you'll be relentlessly denigrated, ghosted,
> canceled, and spaghettied.....and anything else that they may find in
> their toolboxes on the table.
>

I am just an amateur. Just trying to prime the pump (pun intended). I
figure a pervert like The Artful Dodger can come up with something much
sleazier.

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Biden has no idea what he’s doing but he’s really good at it.

George.Anthony wrote:
> bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
>> George.Anthony wrote:
>>> bfh <redydog@rye.net> wrote:
>>>> Technobarbarian wrote:
>>>>> Oregon Finally Legalizes Pumping Your Own Gas After 72 Years
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.thedrive.com/news/oregon-finally-legalizes-pumping-your-own-gas-after-72-years
>>>>
>>>> Alrighty, then. At the end of the day going forward, using my own
>>>> self-calculus, I'm taking 1 point off of the Oregon Dumbass
>>>> Metric........but everything else remains on the table. Also, I allege
>>>> that you folks should ponder establishing an annual Pump Freedom Day.
>>>> With a little effort, y'all could make the celebration traditionally
>>>> kinky by coming up with some clever metaphors or analogies for
>>>> self-sticking their pump nozzle into your fill hole. Brainstorm it
>>>> with all the tools in your toolboxes - the possibilities are nearly
>>>> literally limitless.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Stick your nozzle in the hole and pump… pump it good!
>>
>> You've got to let them come up with their own ideas. I allege that
>> anything you come up with will be associated with Trump, and anything
>> associated with Trump is fascist, insurrectionist, treasonous, a
>> Threat to Democracy, a clear and present danger to national security,
>> and literally untransitorily totally unacceptable, and at the end of
>> the day going forward, you'll be relentlessly denigrated, ghosted,
>> canceled, and spaghettied.....and anything else that they may find in
>> their toolboxes on the table.
>>
>
> I am just an amateur. Just trying to prime the pump (pun intended). I
> figure a pervert like The Artful Dodger can come up with something much
> sleazier.
>
Hey. This is a family forum. We don't need sleaze - we need kink.

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bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.