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From: cbrown@ghettos.com (C. Brown)
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by: C. Brown - Mon, 16 Oct 2023 03:22 UTC

Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid> wrote in
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> why don't black women make good nuns?
> ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".
>
> what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
> ...a black guy's phone number!
>
> what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
> ...you can eat a bowling ball.
>
> what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
> ...flat black.
>
> what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
> ...a fair fight.
>
> what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
> ...a dumber gorilla.
>
> what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
> ..."inflate to 20 psi."
>
> what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
> ...10,000 black loafers.
>
> why don't niggers like convertibles?
> ...because their lips flap in the wind.
>
> what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
> ocean?
> ...a good start.
>
> why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
> ...in case he has to count to eleven.
>
> how do you spell cocoon?
> ...n-nigger.

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

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by: Peeler - Mon, 16 Oct 2023 16:53 UTC

On Mon, 16 Oct 2023 05:22:24 +0200 (CEST), "C. Brown"
<cbrown@ghettos.com> wrote:

>Peeler <trolltrap@valid.invalid> wrote in
>news:a67oiitq6ofj38ul3dc39r9ef5v07381v1@4ax.com:
>
>> why don't black women make good nuns?
>> ...they can't say "superior" after "mother".
>>
>> what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
>> ...a black guy's phone number!
>>
>> what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
>> ...you can eat a bowling ball.
>>
>> what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
>> ...flat black.
>>
>> what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
>> ...a fair fight.
>>
>> what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
>> ...a dumber gorilla.
>>
>> what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
>> ..."inflate to 20 psi."
>>
>> what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
>> ...10,000 black loafers.
>>
>> why don't niggers like convertibles?
>> ...because their lips flap in the wind.
>>
>> what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the
>> ocean?
>> ...a good start.
>>
>> why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
>> ...in case he has to count to eleven.
>>
>> how do you spell cocoon?
>> ...n-nigger.
>
>What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
>When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
>
>What's the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
>A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
>
>What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
>A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
>
>How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
>Cut the rope.

LOL!!!!!

Subject	Author
A few dark humor jokes	C. Brown
A few dark humor jokes	Peeler