On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
> "Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
> Uhhhh.
>
> EVAN HURST
> NOV 1, 2023
>
> There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant Eyes is fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
>
> But we don’t think it is.
>
> Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new speaker discussing this product he says his household has been using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes from this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
>
> In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
>
> He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been usin’ a long time in our household.” He says he learned about it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s “accountability software” that men can use, and also teenage boys.
>
> “You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so we’ve been doing that.”
>
> What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a report card every week to your “accountability partner” — big thing in evangelical circles, having “accountability partners” — to tell them how much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
>
> If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your accountability partner immediately.
>
> And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
>
> “I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!” said Johnson.
>
> The video must have been last year or so, because according to correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
> [snip]
>
> https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
>
> "Struggling to quit watching porn?
> YOU'RE NOT ALONE
> Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to experience victory over porn."
>
> https://www.covenanteyes.com/
>

The things some people worry about.
> TB

On 11/4/2023 5:06 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
> On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:
>> On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
>>> "Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
>>> Uhhhh.
>>>
>>> EVAN HURST
>>> NOV 1, 2023
>>>
>>> There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant Eyes is fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
>>>
>>> But we don’t think it is.
>>>
>>> Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new speaker discussing this product he says his household has been using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes from this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
>>>
>>> In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
>>>
>>> He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been usin’ a long time in our household.” He says he learned about it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s “accountability software” that men can use, and also teenage boys.
>>>
>>> “You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so we’ve been doing that.”
>>>
>>> What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a report card every week to your “accountability partner” — big thing in evangelical circles, having “accountability partners” — to tell them how much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
>>>
>>> If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your accountability partner immediately.
>>>
>>> And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
>>>
>>> “I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!” said Johnson.
>>>
>>> The video must have been last year or so, because according to correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
>>> [snip]
>>>
>>> https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
>>>
>>> "Struggling to quit watching porn?
>>> YOU'RE NOT ALONE
>>> Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to experience victory over porn."
>>>
>>> https://www.covenanteyes.com/
>>>
>> The things some people worry about.
>>> TB
>
> There's gold in them thar' hills. People are currently paying $17 a month for this service. But, that includes up to 10 users and all your devices. So, you can have quite the personal spyware network.
>
> "Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly US $4 million in 2008, from around 56,000 subscriptions.[5] Following a Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a manner prohibited by Google.[1]"
>
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_software
>
> This thing works by using AI to analyze screen shots. It blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it without permission from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!" You can't defeat it. I'm probably still thinking like a teenager. All you need to get around this spyware is a device that hasn't been infected with it. Bwah, haw, haw.
>
> TB

Or a friend, or an imagination, or Lowrent Blowbert and a theater...

Do you suppose it also blocks pussy grabbing?

kmiller wrote:
> On 11/4/2023 5:06 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
>> On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:
>>> On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
>>>> "Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s
>>>> No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
>>>> Uhhhh.
>>>>
>>>> EVAN HURST
>>>> NOV 1, 2023
>>>>
>>>> There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let
>>>> us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike
>>>> Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his
>>>> teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant Eyes is
>>>> fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
>>>>
>>>> But we don’t think it is.
>>>>
>>>> Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s
>>>> been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new
>>>> speaker discussing this product he says his household has been
>>>> using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes from
>>>> this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist
>>>> Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is
>>>> Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
>>>>
>>>> In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible
>>>> apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
>>>>
>>>> He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been
>>>> usin’ a long time in our household.” He says he learned about
>>>> it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s
>>>> “accountability software” that men can use, and also teenage
>>>> boys.
>>>>
>>>> “You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so
>>>> we’ve been doing that.”
>>>>
>>>> What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure
>>>> you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in
>>>> bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching
>>>> “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a report card every week
>>>> to your “accountability partner” — big thing in evangelical
>>>> circles, having “accountability partners” — to tell them how
>>>> much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
>>>>
>>>> If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your
>>>> accountability partner immediately.
>>>>
>>>> And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this
>>>> video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
>>>>
>>>> “I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!”
>>>> said Johnson.
>>>>
>>>> The video must have been last year or so, because according to
>>>> correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
>>>> [snip]
>>>>
>>>> https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
>>>>
>>>> "Struggling to quit watching porn?
>>>> YOU'RE NOT ALONE
>>>> Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to
>>>> experience victory over porn."
>>>>
>>>> https://www.covenanteyes.com/
>>>>
>>> The things some people worry about.
>>>> TB
>>
>>        There's gold in them thar' hills. People are currently paying
>> $17 a month for this service. But, that includes up to 10 users and
>> all your devices. So, you can have quite the personal spyware network.
>>
>> "Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to
>> pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography
>> addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly
>> US $4 million in 2008, from around 56,000 subscriptions.[5]
>> Following a Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and
>> Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used
>> accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a manner
>> prohibited by Google.[1]"
>>
>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_software
>>
>>         This thing works by using AI to analyze screen shots. It
>> blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it without
>> permission from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!"  You can't
>> defeat it. I'm probably still thinking like a teenager. All you need
>> to get around this spyware is a device that hasn't been infected
>> with it. Bwah, haw, haw.
>>
>> TB
>
> Or a friend, or an imagination, or Lowrent Blowbert and a theater...
>
> Do you suppose it also blocks pussy grabbing?

I allege that efficacious anti-masturbation efforts will lead to a
statistically significant increase in the unfettered screwing of
anything with a pulse.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

On 11/4/2023 7:57 PM, bfh wrote:
> kmiller wrote:
>> On 11/4/2023 5:06 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
>>> On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller wrote:
>>>> On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
>>>>> "Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s
>>>>> No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
>>>>> Uhhhh.
>>>>>
>>>>> EVAN HURST
>>>>> NOV 1, 2023
>>>>>
>>>>> There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let us
>>>>> be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker Mike
>>>>> Johnson talking about being accountability partners with his
>>>>> teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant Eyes is
>>>>> fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
>>>>>
>>>>> But we don’t think it is.
>>>>>
>>>>> Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven — who’s
>>>>> been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson — of the new speaker
>>>>> discussing this product he says his household has been using for
>>>>> many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE: The clip comes from this
>>>>> long-ass two-hour conference uploaded by the Cypress Baptist Church
>>>>> in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr. Creepo lives. He is Southern
>>>>> Baptist, so reckon this is his church.)
>>>>>
>>>>> In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible
>>>>> apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
>>>>>
>>>>> He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve been usin’
>>>>> a long time in our household.” He says he learned about it at
>>>>> Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He explains that it’s
>>>>> “accountability software” that men can use, and also teenage boys.
>>>>>
>>>>> “You might want to think about doing this with your sons, so
>>>>> we’ve been doing that.”
>>>>>
>>>>> What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure
>>>>> you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you get in
>>>>> bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while watching
>>>>> “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a report card every week
>>>>> to your “accountability partner” — big thing in evangelical
>>>>> circles, having “accountability partners” — to tell them how
>>>>> much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your
>>>>> accountability partner immediately.
>>>>>
>>>>> And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this video,
>>>>> was his son Jack, aged 17.
>>>>>
>>>>> “I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a clean slate!”
>>>>> said Johnson.
>>>>>
>>>>> The video must have been last year or so, because according to
>>>>> correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
>>>>>
>>>>> "Struggling to quit watching porn?
>>>>> YOU'RE NOT ALONE
>>>>> Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to
>>>>> experience victory over porn."
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.covenanteyes.com/
>>>>>
>>>> The things some people worry about.
>>>>> TB
>>>
>>>        There's gold in them thar' hills. People are currently paying
>>> $17 a month for this service. But, that includes up to 10 users and
>>> all your devices. So, you can have quite the personal spyware network.
>>>
>>> "Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to
>>> pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography
>>> addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly US
>>> $4 million in 2008, from around 56,000 subscriptions.[5] Following a
>>> Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and
>>> Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used
>>> accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a manner
>>> prohibited by Google.[1]"
>>>
>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_software
>>>
>>>         This thing works by using AI to analyze screen shots. It
>>> blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it without permission
>>> from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!"  You can't defeat it.
>>> I'm probably still thinking like a teenager. All you need to get
>>> around this spyware is a device that hasn't been infected with it.
>>> Bwah, haw, haw.
>>>
>>> TB
>>
>> Or a friend, or an imagination, or Lowrent Blowbert and a theater...
>>
>> Do you suppose it also blocks pussy grabbing?
>
> I allege that efficacious anti-masturbation efforts will lead to a
> statistically significant increase in the unfettered screwing of
> anything with a pulse.
>

There is every possibility I will agree with you once I run your
statement through the AI demystifying, worditious shrinking,
re-bafflegabbering software. Until then, I reserve the right to prepare
a defense.

kmiller wrote:
> On 11/4/2023 7:57 PM, bfh wrote:
>> kmiller wrote:
>>> On 11/4/2023 5:06 PM, Technobarbarian wrote:
>>>> On Saturday, November 4, 2023 at 3:27:23 PM UTC-7, kmiller
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> On 11/4/2023 8:55 AM, Technobarbarian wrote:
>>>>>> "Are/Were Mike Johnson And His Teenage Son Each Other’s
>>>>>> No-Pornin' Cops? Because That’s Weird.
>>>>>> Uhhhh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> EVAN HURST
>>>>>> NOV 1, 2023
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There is a lot of talk right now about AI and deep fakes, so let
>>>>>> us be clear, we WANT to believe that this clip of new Speaker
>>>>>> Mike Johnson talking about being accountability partners with
>>>>>> his teenage son using the anti-masturbation software Covenant
>>>>>> Eyes is fake/doctored/scary Hallowe’en hallucination.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But we don’t think it is.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Watch this clip posted by Twitter user Receipt Maven —
>>>>>> who’s been digging up a lot of receipts on Johnson
>>>>>> — of the new speaker discussing this product he says his
>>>>>> household has been using for many years, Covenant Eyes. (UPDATE:
>>>>>> The clip comes from this long-ass two-hour conference uploaded
>>>>>> by the Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, where Mr.
>>>>>> Creepo lives. He is Southern Baptist, so reckon this is his
>>>>>> church.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In the clip, Johnson says some technology is great, like Bible
>>>>>> apps. But some technology is EEEEEVIL.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He says, “Covenant Eyes is the software that we’ve
>>>>>> been usin’ a long time in our household.” He says
>>>>>> he learned about it at Promise Keepers. (Fucking weirdo.) He
>>>>>> explains that it’s “accountability software”
>>>>>> that men can use, and also teenage boys.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> “You might want to think about doing this with your sons,
>>>>>> so we’ve been doing that.”
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What it does is it scans all your digital devices to make sure
>>>>>> you’re not furiously jacking off to porn every time you
>>>>>> get in bed or at stoplights or during the commercials while
>>>>>> watching “Seventh Heaven” reruns. And it sends a
>>>>>> report card every week to your “accountability
>>>>>> partner” — big thing in evangelical circles, having
>>>>>> “accountability partners” — to tell them how
>>>>>> much of a godly hands-free no-porner you’ve been that week.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you watch something dirty, Johnson says it notifies your
>>>>>> accountability partner immediately.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And his accountability partner, at least at the time of this
>>>>>> video, was his son Jack, aged 17.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> “I’m proud to tell you my son, he’s got a
>>>>>> clean slate!” said Johnson.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The video must have been last year or so, because according to
>>>>>> correct fact emporium The Daily Mail, Jack is now 18."
>>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.wonkette.com/p/arewere-mike-johnson-and-his-teenage
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Struggling to quit watching porn?
>>>>>> YOU'RE NOT ALONE
>>>>>> Join over 1.5 million people who've used Covenant Eyes to
>>>>>> experience victory over porn."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.covenanteyes.com/
>>>>>>
>>>>> The things some people worry about.
>>>>>> TB
>>>>
>>>>        There's gold in them thar' hills. People are
>>>> currently paying $17 a month for this service. But, that includes
>>>> up to 10 users and all your devices. So, you can have quite the
>>>> personal spyware network.
>>>>
>>>> "Most of these products implement a "zero-tolerance" approach to
>>>> pornography, and some are marketed as a way to combat "pornography
>>>> addiction", as in the case of Covenant Eyes,[4] which made roughly
>>>> US $4 million in 2008, from around 56,000 subscriptions.[5]
>>>> Following a Wired report in 2022, Google removed Covenant Eyes and
>>>> Accountable2You from the Google Play store because these apps used
>>>> accessibility functionalities for surveillance purposes in a
>>>> manner prohibited by Google.[1]"
>>>>
>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accountability_software
>>>>
>>>>         This thing works by using AI to analyze screen
>>>> shots. It blocks proxy servers and VPNs. You can't remove it
>>>> without permission from your "accountability partner". "Oh no!"Â
>>>> You can't defeat it. I'm probably still thinking like a teenager.
>>>> All you need to get around this spyware is a device that hasn't
>>>> been infected with it. Bwah, haw, haw.
>>>>
>>>> TB
>>>
>>> Or a friend, or an imagination, or Lowrent Blowbert and a theater...
>>>
>>> Do you suppose it also blocks pussy grabbing?
>>
>> I allege that efficacious anti-masturbation efforts will lead to a
>> statistically significant increase in the unfettered screwing of
>> anything with a pulse.
>>
>
> There is every possibility I will agree with you once I run your
> statement through the AI demystifying, worditious shrinking,
> re-bafflegabbering software. Until then, I reserve the right to
> prepare a defense.

Let me know what the damthing says.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.