Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when they
attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the US, an
anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to stop these
children from running rampant in American freezers before it's too
late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and it's our duty to cool
the influx of immigrant children hiding in ice cubes."

kmiller wrote:
> Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
> they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the US,
> an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to stop
> these children from running rampant in American freezers before it's
> too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and it's our duty to
> cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in ice cubes."

In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even as
I sip it?

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bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

On 2/29/2024 8:42 PM, bfh wrote:
> kmiller wrote:
>> Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
>> they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the US,
>> an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to stop
>> these children from running rampant in American freezers before it's
>> too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and it's our duty to
>> cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in ice cubes."
>
> In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even as I
> sip it?
>

Currently, only if you're in Alabama. But I'm certain the retrumplicans
will do whatever they can to expand their idiocy. Meanwhile, watch for
chunks (oops!), I mean children in your drink...

kmiller wrote:
> On 2/29/2024 8:42 PM, bfh wrote:
>> kmiller wrote:
>>> Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
>>> they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the
>>> US, an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to
>>> stop these children from running rampant in American freezers
>>> before it's too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and
>>> it's our duty to cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in
>>> ice cubes."
>>
>> In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even
>> as I sip it?
>>
>
> Currently, only if you're in Alabama. But I'm certain the
> retrumplicans will do whatever they can to expand their idiocy.
> Meanwhile, watch for chunks (oops!), I mean children in your drink...

No children yet, but when love bugs are in season, they fly into my
Kraken and drownicate. Google says they are attracted to Coca-Cola,
but there's no Coke in my rum. I allege that the damthings are just
rummies.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

On 3/1/2024 12:40 PM, bfh wrote:
> kmiller wrote:
>> On 2/29/2024 8:42 PM, bfh wrote:
>>> kmiller wrote:
>>>> Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol when
>>>> they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico into the
>>>> US, an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever we can to
>>>> stop these children from running rampant in American freezers before
>>>> it's too late!", this source said. "Alabama has spoken and it's our
>>>> duty to cool the influx of immigrant children hiding in ice cubes."
>>>
>>> In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even as
>>> I sip it?
>>>
>>
>> Currently, only if you're in Alabama. But I'm certain the
>> retrumplicans will do whatever they can to expand their idiocy.
>> Meanwhile, watch for chunks (oops!), I mean children in your drink...
>
> No children yet, but when love bugs are in season, they fly into my
> Kraken and drownicate. Google says they are attracted to Coca-Cola, but
> there's no Coke in my rum. I allege that the damthings are just rummies.
>

Maybe they're pirate bugs.

George Anthony wrote:
> On 3/1/2024 12:40 PM, bfh wrote:
>> kmiller wrote:
>>> On 2/29/2024 8:42 PM, bfh wrote:
>>>> kmiller wrote:
>>>>> Twelve frozen embryos were just arrested by the Border Patrol
>>>>> when they attempted to illegally cross the border from Mexico
>>>>> into the US, an anonymous source said today. "We must do whatever
>>>>> we can to stop these children from running rampant in American
>>>>> freezers before it's too late!", this source said. "Alabama has
>>>>> spoken and it's our duty to cool the influx of immigrant children
>>>>> hiding in ice cubes."
>>>>
>>>> In ice cubes? damn. Does that mean they'll stealing my Kraken even
>>>> as I sip it?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Currently, only if you're in Alabama. But I'm certain the
>>> retrumplicans will do whatever they can to expand their idiocy.
>>> Meanwhile, watch for chunks (oops!), I mean children in your drink...
>>
>> No children yet, but when love bugs are in season, they fly into my
>> Kraken and drownicate. Google says they are attracted to Coca-Cola,
>> but there's no Coke in my rum. I allege that the damthings are just
>> rummies.
>>
>
> Maybe they're pirate bugs.

Could be, but they're obviously no match for the fearsome Kraken.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.