On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b474daf6-543a-40cc-916f-2aeee9696750n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > But roaches you smoke.
> > > > > I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs
> > > > > flailing
> > > > > around out the end of the cigarette.
> > > > You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I
> > > > started selling them by the pack . as
> > > an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up
> > > with
> > > the Roach Man.
> > Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
> Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the worst
> of the worst was the Roach Motel.

They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
them up.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:53:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b474daf6-543a-40cc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But roaches you smoke.
> > > > > > I do smoke roaches, but I had to quit when I saw their little legs
> > > > > > flailing
> > > > > > around out the end of the cigarette.
> > > > > You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I
> > > > > started selling them by the pack . as
> > > > an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up
> > > > with
> > > > the Roach Man.
> > > Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
> > Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the worst
> > of the worst was the Roach Motel.
> They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
> them up.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:

" Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all night long".

I thought that was tremendously risque ;
I blush at its mere mention.

On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b65023ac-e381-41ee-9608-ab2bf1b49fa3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I
> > > > > > started selling them by the pack . as
> > > > > an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up
> > > > > with
> > > > > the Roach Man.
> > > > Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
> > > Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the
> > > worst
> > > of the worst was the Roach Motel.
> > They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
> > them up.
> Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:
>
> " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all
> night long".
>
> I thought that was tremendously risque ;
> I blush at its mere mention.

Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me
on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:28:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b65023ac-e381-41ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You need to pack then in tighter. I did get them packed tighter. Then I
> > > > > > > started selling them by the pack . as
> > > > > > an advertising gimmick the Marlboro Man was already taken, so I came up
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > the Roach Man.
> > > > > Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
> > > > Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the
> > > > worst
> > > > of the worst was the Roach Motel.
> > > They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
> > > them up.
> > Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:
> >
> > " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all
> > night long".
> >
> > I thought that was tremendously risque ;
> > I blush at its mere mention.
> Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me
> on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and open it and throw the little tyke out.

On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<00a17943-914f-43cb-9afd-aebab60ca3f9n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
> > > > > Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the
> > > > > worst
> > > > > of the worst was the Roach Motel.
> > > > They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
> > > > them up.
> > > Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:
> > >
> > > " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all
> > > night long".
> > >
> > > I thought that was tremendously risque ;
> > > I blush at its mere mention.
> > Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me
> > on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight
> The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and open
> it and throw the little tyke out.

Only works if I can wait till we are airborne

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:25:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<00a17943-914f-43cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Did you pack them in a Roach Motel???
> > > > > > Darlene and I have made love in some very bad accommodations , but the
> > > > > > worst
> > > > > > of the worst was the Roach Motel.
> > > > > They kept complaining about the noise you two were making. It was keeping
> > > > > them up.
> > > > Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:
> > > >
> > > > " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it all
> > > > night long".
> > > >
> > > > I thought that was tremendously risque ;
> > > > I blush at its mere mention.
> > > Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind me
> > > on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight
> > The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and open
> > it and throw the little tyke out.
> Only works if I can wait till we are airborne
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

if you're still on the ground, you can make a little tyke hide in the landing gear.

On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<45e88349-d78a-4f71-a866-e94922370489n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Paul Simon has this song called Lincoln Duncan, the first line goes:
> > > > >
> > > > > " Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize , they been going at it
> > > > > all
> > > > > night long".
> > > > >
> > > > > I thought that was tremendously risque ;
> > > > > I blush at its mere mention.
> > > > Must have a hereditary factor because I had the same couple right behind
> > > > me
> > > > on a plane flight. There kid kept up kicking my seat for the entire flight
> > > The simplest way to handle that is you just go to the emergency door and
> > > open
> > > it and throw the little tyke out.
> > Only works if I can wait till we are airborne if you're still on the ground, you can make a little tyke hide in the landing
> gear.

I suppose I should tyke what can get

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx