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買真假畢業證書、學歷?!提供合法申辦服務
『絕不預收任何費用,提供面交自取』,全年無休
不受疫情影響, 歡迎來信洽詢yutuxdaew@yahoo.com.tw

【幫助您合法代辦】學歷、證照、證件、高中
高職、專科、大學、研究所、TOEIC,IELTS
學士學位。。。真假畢業證書,過程絕不預收任何費用
24小時全年服務,歡迎來信洽詢 yutuxdaew@yahoo.com.tw

【專業合法代辦】真假學歷、執照、證照、畢業證書
『保證絕不預收任何費用,一律面交自取』,全年365天無休
不受疫情影響,歡迎來信洽詢 yutuxdaew@yahoo.com.tw

買畢業證書、學歷?!代辦畢業證書、學歷?!
買真假畢業證書、學歷?!提供合法申辦服務
『絕不預收任何費用,提供面交自取』,全年無休
不受疫情影響, 歡迎來信洽詢yutuxdaew@yahoo.com.tw

【幫助您合法代辦】學歷、證照、證件、高中
高職、專科、大學、研究所、TOEIC,IELTS
學士學位。。。真假畢業證書,過程絕不預收任何費用
24小時全年服務,歡迎來信洽詢 yutuxdaew@yahoo.com.tw

Re: 買真假畢業證書、學歷?!提供合法申辦服務 『絕不預收任何費用,提供面交自取』,全年無休 不受疫情影響, 歡迎來信洽詢yutuxdaew@yahoo.com.tw 【幫助您合法代辦】學歷、證照、證件、高中 高職、專科、大學、研究所、TOEIC,IELTS 學士學位。。。真假畢業證書,過程絕不預收任何費用 24小時全年服務,歡迎來信洽詢 yutuxdaew@yahoo.com.tw 【專業合法代辦】真假學歷、執照、證照、畢業證書 『保證絕不預收任何費用,一律面交自取』,全年365天無休 不受

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On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:21:22 AM UTC-5, 李雪如 wrote:
> 買真假畢業證書、學歷?!提供合法申辦服務
> 『絕不預收任何費用,提供面交自取』,全年無休
> 不受疫情影響, 歡迎來信洽詢yutu...@yahoo.com.tw
> 【幫助您合法代辦】學歷、證照、證件、高中
> 高職、專科、大學、研究所、TOEIC,IELTS
> 學士學位。。。真假畢業證書,過程絕不預收任何費用
> 24小時全年服務,歡迎來信洽詢 yutu...@yahoo.com.tw
> 【專業合法代辦】真假學歷、執照、證照、畢業證書
> 『保證絕不預收任何費用,一律面交自取』,全年365天無休
> 不受疫情影響,歡迎來信洽詢 yutu...@yahoo.com.tw
> 買畢業證書、學歷?!代辦畢業證書、學歷?!
> 買真假畢業證書、學歷?!提供合法申辦服務
> 『絕不預收任何費用,提供面交自取』,全年無休
> 不受疫情影響, 歡迎來信洽詢yutu...@yahoo.com.tw
> 【幫助您合法代辦】學歷、證照、證件、高中
> 高職、專科、大學、研究所、TOEIC,IELTS
> 學士學位。。。真假畢業證書,過程絕不預收任何費用
> 24小時全年服務,歡迎來信洽詢 yutu...@yahoo.com.tw

I remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd give a year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held him to that. I watch too damn much television.

if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going to Chaturbate.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 16:26 UTC

On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09-aefc-f02c976deeecn@googlegroups.com>):

> remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd give a
> year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held him
> to that. I watch too damn much television.
>
> if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going to
> Chaturbate.

Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over his
head so
he can see everything underneath.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 18:40 UTC

On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd give a
> > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held him
> > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> >
> > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going to
> > Chaturbate.
> Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over his
> head so
> he can see everything underneath.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every search engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.

> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 18:42 UTC

On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 1:40:39 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd give a
> > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held him
> > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > >
> > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going to
> > > Chaturbate.
> > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over his
> > head so
> > he can see everything underneath.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every search engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx

PS: thank God she wasn't a transgender
woman , pre-op.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 20:15 UTC

On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e-926c-01fadaff6bb2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd
> > > give a
> > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held
> > > him
> > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > >
> > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going to
> > > Chaturbate.
> > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over his
> > head so
> > he can see everything underneath.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every search
> engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.

Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 04:01 UTC

On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd
> > > > give a
> > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held
> > > > him
> > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > >
> > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going to
> > > > Chaturbate.
> > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over his
> > > head so
> > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every search
> > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was under Debbie's skirt.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 09:03 UTC

On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a-ab15-f7cc1ea72defn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd
> > > > > give a
> > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held
> > > > > him
> > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > >
> > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going
> > > > > to
> > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over his
> > > > head so
> > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > search
> > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was under
> Debbie's skirt.

He did not have to. she did it for free

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 14:28 UTC

On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd
> > > > > > give a
> > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've held
> > > > > > him
> > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over his
> > > > > head so
> > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > > search
> > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was under
> > Debbie's skirt.
> He did not have to. she did it for free
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he enjoyed a side benefit of all that?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 19:11 UTC

On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<67174796-9de5-46d9-ab08-8fe20c813dc1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd
> > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've
> > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over
> > > > > > his
> > > > > > head so
> > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > > > search
> > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was under
> > > Debbie's skirt.
> > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he enjoyed a
> side benefit of all that?

It was not her side he was interested in.

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 20:42 UTC

On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were "I'd
> > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've
> > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just going
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over
> > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > > > > search
> > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was under
> > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he enjoyed a
> > side benefit of all that?
> It was not her side he was interested in.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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"I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!"

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 by: Mike - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:47 UTC

On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549-b83e-36faa1a37bb9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were
> > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've
> > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just
> > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over
> > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was under
> > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he enjoyed a
> > > side benefit of all that?
> > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> side?" The man replied
> "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”

No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 12:57 UTC

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:47:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were
> > > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she would've
> > > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just
> > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt over
> > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck..
> > > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was under
> > > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he enjoyed a
> > > > side benefit of all that?
> > > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> > another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> > side?" The man replied
> > "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”
>
> No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Did you know that Beethoven had to go potty five times in one day? The last one he called "Beethoven's fifth movement ."

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 by: Mike - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 17:51 UTC

On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f645bbd5-596f-4a18-846c-5d9383d84b7bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:47:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were
> > > > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she
> > > > > > > > > > > would've
> > > > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just
> > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt
> > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was
> > > > > > > under
> > > > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he enjoyed a
> > > > > side benefit of all that?
> > > > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> > > another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> > > side?" The man replied
> > > "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”
> >
> > No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Did you know that Beethoven had to go potty five times in one day? The last
> one he called "Beethoven's fifth movement .”
I thought that was the one where he drank a fifth...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 19:45 UTC

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 12:51:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f645bbd5-596f-4a18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:47:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were
> > > > > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > would've
> > > > > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just
> > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt
> > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with every
> > > > > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was
> > > > > > > > under
> > > > > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he enjoyed a
> > > > > > side benefit of all that?
> > > > > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> > > > another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> > > > side?" The man replied
> > > > "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”
> > >
> > > No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Did you know that Beethoven had to go potty five times in one day? The last
> > one he called "Beethoven's fifth movement .”
> I thought that was the one where he drank a fifth...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Back during Watergate, John Mitchell was being indicted and a reporter asked him "John, are you going to take the fifth ?" and he replied "a fifth of what, a fifth of scotch?"

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 by: Mike - Wed, 12 Apr 2023 09:00 UTC

On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef106077-2e96-47f8-aa51-06b21d94c0e7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 12:51:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f645bbd5-596f-4a18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:47:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > would've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with
> > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was
> > > > > > > > > under
> > > > > > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > > > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he
> > > > > > > enjoyed a
> > > > > > > side benefit of all that?
> > > > > > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> > > > > another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> > > > > side?" The man replied
> > > > > "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”
> > > >
> > > > No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Did you know that Beethoven had to go potty five times in one day? The last
> > > one he called "Beethoven's fifth movement .”
> > I thought that was the one where he drank a fifth...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Back during Watergate, John Mitchell was being indicted and a reporter asked
> him "John, are you going to take the fifth ?" and he replied "a fifth of
> what, a fifth of scotch?”
He did have a rye send of humor

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 12 Apr 2023 13:47 UTC

On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 4:00:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef106077-2e96-47f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 12:51:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f645bbd5-596f-4a18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:47:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was
> > > > > > > > > > under
> > > > > > > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > > > > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he
> > > > > > > > enjoyed a
> > > > > > > > side benefit of all that?
> > > > > > > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> > > > > > another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> > > > > > side?" The man replied
> > > > > > "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”
> > > > >
> > > > > No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Did you know that Beethoven had to go potty five times in one day? The last
> > > > one he called "Beethoven's fifth movement .”
> > > I thought that was the one where he drank a fifth...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Back during Watergate, John Mitchell was being indicted and a reporter asked
> > him "John, are you going to take the fifth ?" and he replied "a fifth of
> > what, a fifth of scotch?”
> He did have a rye send of humor
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But he did go to a field of rye, and have sex with a prostitute, and he contracted AIDS, so he was a Catcher in the Rye.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 12 Apr 2023 15:41 UTC

On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<131c3ccc-1f0d-462c-9a96-ba440e346523n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 4:00:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ef106077-2e96-47f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 12:51:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f645bbd5-596f-4a18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:47:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was
> > > > > > > > > > > under
> > > > > > > > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > > > > > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he
> > > > > > > > > enjoyed a
> > > > > > > > > side benefit of all that?
> > > > > > > > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> > > > > > > another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> > > > > > > side?" The man replied
> > > > > > > "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Did you know that Beethoven had to go potty five times in one day? The
> > > > > last
> > > > > one he called "Beethoven's fifth movement .”
> > > > I thought that was the one where he drank a fifth...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Back during Watergate, John Mitchell was being indicted and a reporter
> > > asked
> > > him "John, are you going to take the fifth ?" and he replied "a fifth of
> > > what, a fifth of scotch?”
> > He did have a rye send of humor
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> But he did go to a field of rye, and have sex with a prostitute, and he
> contracted AIDS, so he was a Catcher in the Rye.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 12 Apr 2023 18:25 UTC

On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 10:41:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<131c3ccc-1f0d-462c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 4:00:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ef106077-2e96-47f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 12:51:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f645bbd5-596f-4a18...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:47:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<33bd47c6-5f7b-4549...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:11:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<67174796-9de5-46d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:03:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<94a1e50d-3471-428a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:15:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fe382efc-a9ed-462e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:26:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<681839a4-1d47-4d09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > remember that episode . if I remember right, the exact words
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I'd
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > give a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > year's salary to peek down there. " I wish to hell that she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > would've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > held
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to that. I watch too damn much television.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > if she held him to that, he could've saved a lot of money by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chaturbate.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there is the Debbie Reynolds one where she swirls her skirt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > over
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > head so
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he can see everything underneath.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that's one I never saw. I wish I had. I've searched for it with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > search
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > engine and nothing finds it. Maybe you would have more luck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Luck would be the one seeing what was under there..
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder if Johnny would also give a year's salary to see what was
> > > > > > > > > > > > under
> > > > > > > > > > > > Debbie's skirt.
> > > > > > > > > > > He did not have to. she did it for free
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Since she had her skirt draped over his head, one wonders if he
> > > > > > > > > > enjoyed a
> > > > > > > > > > side benefit of all that?
> > > > > > > > > It was not her side he was interested in.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Fellow is riding the subway sitting next to
> > > > > > > > another man . He nudged him and asked "Have you been getting any on the
> > > > > > > > side?" The man replied
> > > > > > > > "I haven't gotten any in so long I didn't know they've moved it!!!!!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No movement for that long!!! Now that is really bad constipation.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Did you know that Beethoven had to go potty five times in one day? The
> > > > > > last
> > > > > > one he called "Beethoven's fifth movement .”
> > > > > I thought that was the one where he drank a fifth...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Back during Watergate, John Mitchell was being indicted and a reporter
> > > > asked
> > > > him "John, are you going to take the fifth ?" and he replied "a fifth of
> > > > what, a fifth of scotch?”
> > > He did have a rye send of humor
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > But he did go to a field of rye, and have sex with a prostitute, and he
> > contracted AIDS, so he was a Catcher in the Rye.
> Or catch 22 different STD’s at one time..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 13 Apr 2023 11:12 UTC

On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<90750305-cb3f-4808-9e2a-1f9553904893n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 10:41:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<131c3ccc-1f0d-462c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > He did have a rye send of humor
> > >
> > > But he did go to a field of rye, and have sex with a prostitute, and he
> > > contracted AIDS, so he was a Catcher in the Rye.
> > Or catch 22 different STD’s at one time.. I use STD in my engine to improve its performance; oh no , wait, that's STP.

And what do you use to improve your performance with Darlene??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 13 Apr 2023 12:41 UTC

On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 6:12:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<90750305-cb3f-4808...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 10:41:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<131c3ccc-1f0d-462c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > He did have a rye send of humor
> > > >
> > > > But he did go to a field of rye, and have sex with a prostitute, and he
> > > > contracted AIDS, so he was a Catcher in the Rye.
> > > Or catch 22 different STD’s at one time.. I use STD in my engine to improve its performance; oh no , wait, that's STP.
>
> And what do you use to improve your performance with Darlene??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, don't tell her, but I hold photographs of Imogene Coca behind her head.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 13 Apr 2023 13:40 UTC

On Apr 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<eba10c5a-90da-4572-b653-88f949845297n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 6:12:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<90750305-cb3f-4808...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 10:41:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<131c3ccc-1f0d-462c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > He did have a rye send of humor
> > > > >
> > > > > But he did go to a field of rye, and have sex with a prostitute, and he
> > > > > contracted AIDS, so he was a Catcher in the Rye.
> > > > Or catch 22 different STD’s at one time.. I use STD in my engine to
> > > > improve its performance; oh no , wait, that's STP.
> >
> > And what do you use to improve your performance with Darlene??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, don't tell her, but I hold photographs of Imogene Coca behind her head.

aid to the image - ination

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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