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From: rorschak@sorrystofanet.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
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by: Jesper Lauridsen - Thu, 17 Aug 2023 20:16 UTC

Fri
Werder - Bayern
You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

Sat
Leverkusen - Leipzig
Pretender derby. 1-1

Stuttgart - Bochum
Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0

Augsburg - Gladbach
Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

Hoffenheim - Freiburg
Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1

Dortmund - Köln
BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0

Sun
Union - Mainz
I've always rated Mainz. 2-2

Frankfurt - Darmstadt
Is this a derby? 2-1

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by: MH - Thu, 17 Aug 2023 21:55 UTC

On 2023-08-17 14:16, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Werder - Bayern
> You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

1-2
>
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Leipzig
> Pretender derby. 1-1

1-3
>
> Stuttgart - Bochum
> Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

Bochum just lost to Arminia in the cup, if I read correctly.

2-1
>
> Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
> Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0

1-1

>
> Augsburg - Gladbach
> Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

1-2

>
> Hoffenheim - Freiburg
> Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1
>

1-2

> Dortmund - Köln
> BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0
>

3-1

> Sun
> Union - Mainz
> I've always rated Mainz. 2-2
>

3-1

> Frankfurt - Darmstadt
> Is this a derby? 2-1

3-0

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by: Werner Pichler - Thu, 17 Aug 2023 22:47 UTC

On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 10:16:33 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Werder - Bayern
> You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

Relegation six-pointer? I'm really curious how long Christoph Freund will
hold out in Munich. 1-4

> Sat
> Leverkusen - Leipzig
> Pretender derby. 1-1

2-3

> Stuttgart - Bochum
> Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

I don't think Stuttgart will be in danger this year, there are so many worse teams.
But as strange as it sounds, I've been wrong before.

2-1

> Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
> Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0

Why, are there 2nd Bundesliga teams you'd prefer over Heidenheim?

4-0

> Augsburg - Gladbach
> Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

1-2

> Hoffenheim - Freiburg
> Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1

0-2

> Dortmund - Köln
> BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0

3-1

> Sun
> Union - Mainz
> I've always rated Mainz. 2-2

1-1

> Frankfurt - Darmstadt
> Is this a derby? 2-1

More than the game against Mainz.
Bundesliga debut for Dino Toppmöller.

3-0

Ciao,
Werner

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by: Binder Dundat - Fri, 18 Aug 2023 01:00 UTC

On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 4:16:33 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Werder - Bayern
> You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

So The Scorpions came out with a new song "Rock you like a HarryKane". I just hope he brings Spurs losing ways with him. It will be much harder for him playing in a real football league now. Not that pre-scripted WWEpl sports entertainment thing. Hell Halland never finished better than 3rd in scoring while in the Bundesliga (I think guys like Fullkrug and Andre Silva outscored him), then he goes to the WWEpl and scored two goals a game and scores twice as much as his next rival...who I think was Harrykane.

2-1

>
> Sat
> Leverkusen - Leipzig
> Pretender derby. 1-1
Didnt RB just beat bayern 3-0 in Munich?
1-2

>
> Stuttgart - Bochum
> Relegation six-pointer. 2-0

No idea who the Relegation candidates will be this season, one of them might be Werder?
2-2

>
> Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
> Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0
As good a time as any for Heidenheim to be in the bundesliga, they might actually make it for more than a season.
1-2

>
> Augsburg - Gladbach
> Augsburg free to focus on the league. 2-1

No idea of the transfers in the bundesliga, but Gladbach have to improve this year.
1-2
>
> Hoffenheim - Freiburg
> Weghorst is now in Hoffenheim. 1-1
Good ole dependable Freiburg, nothin beats them on opening day.
3-4

>
> Dortmund - Köln
> BVB unstoppable at home. 3-0
BVB really are the new Pretenders after that final game last season.
2-2

>
> Sun
> Union - Mainz
> I've always rated Mainz. 2-2

Can the Unionists handle playing twice a week? Does the Union allow that?
3-1

>
> Frankfurt - Darmstadt
> Is this a derby? 2-1
Darmstadt are so happy to have an extra 2 weeks summer holiday now that they are in the 1st div.
1-2

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by: Futbolmetrix - Fri, 18 Aug 2023 19:18 UTC

On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 4:16:33 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Werder - Bayern
> You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3

Nothing better than starting the season with a missed deadline. What if I correctly predict the second half score?
0-3 (just the second half, that is)

> Sat
> Leverkusen - Leipzig
> Pretender derby. 1-1

Algorithm says 1-2

>
> Stuttgart - Bochum
Algorithm says 1-2

> Wolfsburg - Heidenheim

Was Heidenheim the team that sent HSV to the promotion playoff in the 99th minute? I like them, but not enough to go against the algo: 2-1

> Augsburg - Gladbach

1-2

>
> Hoffenheim - Freiburg

Now I have to retrain my memory to remember which ones of the Burgs is any good. 1-2

>
> Dortmund - Köln

3-1

>
> Sun
> Union - Mainz

2-1

>
> Frankfurt - Darmstadt

2-1

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by: Jesper Lauridsen - Sun, 20 Aug 2023 11:55 UTC

On 2023-08-17, Werner Pichler <wpichler@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 10:16:33 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
>
>> Stuttgart - Bochum
>> Relegation six-pointer. 2-0
>
> I don't think Stuttgart will be in danger this year, there are so many worse teams.

I had this impression that Stuttgart had lost a lot of players in this
window, but it seems it wasn't that bad.

>> Wolfsburg - Heidenheim
>> Why is this a Bundesliga match? 2-0
>
> Why, are there 2nd Bundesliga teams you'd prefer over Heidenheim?

And Wolfsburg.

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by: Jesper Lauridsen - Wed, 23 Aug 2023 21:00 UTC

On 2023-08-18, Futbolmetrix <daniele.paserman@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 4:16:33 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
>> Fri
>> Werder - Bayern
>> You can't win titles with Harry Kane. However this is Werder. 1-3
>
> Nothing better than starting the season with a missed deadline. What if I correctly predict the second half score?
> 0-3 (just the second half, that is)

A truly generous game master would accept that as the full time
prediction.

But missing the Friday deadline feels like such an integral part of
the algorithm...

Werder - Bayern 0-4 (13)
Leverkusen - Leipzig 3-2 (3)
Stuttgart - Bochum 5-0 (10)
Wolfsburg - Heidenheim 2-0 (15)
Augsburg - Gladbach 4-4 (4)
Hoffenheim - Freiburg 1-2 (26)
Dortmund - Köln 1-0 (13)
Union - Mainz 4-1 (13)
Frankfurt - Darmstadt 1-0 (17)

Werner 25
MH 25
FM 23
Jesper 23
Binder 11
Doc 7

We're off to a tight race.

Subject	Author
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1	Jesper Lauridsen
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1	MH
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1	Werner Pichler
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1	Jesper Lauridsen
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1	Binder Dundat
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1	Futbolmetrix
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 1 [R]	Jesper Lauridsen