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From: rorschak@sorrystofanet.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
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by: Jesper Lauridsen - Thu, 31 Aug 2023 21:52 UTC

Fri
Dortmund - Heidenheim
Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

Sat
Werder - Mainz
Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

Leverkusen - Darmstadt
2-0

Stuttgart - Freiburg
Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

Augsburg - Bochum
What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

Gladbach - Bayern
This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

Sun
Frankfurt - Köln
2-1

Union - Leipzig
Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
Union who's number one? 2-2

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by: MH - Thu, 31 Aug 2023 22:20 UTC

On 2023-08-31 15:52, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Dortmund - Heidenheim
> Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

2-0
>
> Sat
> Werder - Mainz
> Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

2-1

>
> Leverkusen - Darmstadt
> 2-0

4-0

>
> Stuttgart - Freiburg
> Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

1-1
>
> Augsburg - Bochum
> What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

2-2
>
> Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
> Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

0-1

>
> Gladbach - Bayern
> This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

1-3
>
> Sun
> Frankfurt - Köln
> 2-1

2-0
>
> Union - Leipzig
> Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
> Union who's number one? 2-2

1-2

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by: Binder Dundat - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 00:22 UTC

On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 5:52:29 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Dortmund - Heidenheim
> Lewandowtki, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

Wait? Whaat? The hottest striker in world football signed for Dortmund! Werder really will be going down this season.
>
> Sat
> Werder - Mainz
> Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2
They might get a point from this
1-1

>
> Leverkusen - Darmstadt
> 2-0
Bayer are the hottest team in the football world.

2-0
Wait, that didnt work last time.
>
> Stuttgart - Freiburg
> Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

I cant believe the hottest team in football lost last week?????
2-2

>
> Augsburg - Bochum
> What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

Which one of these teams will join Werder in div 2 next year?

2-2
Maybe both.
>
> Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
> Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

The Hoff are back
5-4

>
> Gladbach - Bayern
> This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

We all knew Bayern would never win another game after Lewandowski left, that is until they got the ideal replacement.
4-1

>
> Sun
> Frankfurt - Köln
> 2-1
Lots of potential relegation candidates this year
3-1

>
> Union - Leipzig
> Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
> Union who's number one? 2-2

Wow the Unionists are actually in the UCL, they dont have any chance of advancing, but still, it is a big step considering they were like in the 3rd div a few years ago.
2-3

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by: Werner Pichler - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 19:12 UTC

On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 11:52:29 PM UTC+2, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Dortmund - Heidenheim
> Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

Well look at that a missed deadline.
For the record, I put 2€ on Heidenheim.

> Sat
> Werder - Mainz
> Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

I feel attacked. 2-1

> Leverkusen - Darmstadt
> 2-0

4-1

> Stuttgart - Freiburg
> Stuttgart not so hot without Bochum. 1-2

1-1

> Augsburg - Bochum
> What, no Berisha goal against Bayern? Get rid of him! 2-1

I sometimes wonder how Augsburg have stayed in the Bundesliga for so long.
1-1

> Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
> Jonas Wind easily the best striker in the league. 1-2

2-1

> Gladbach - Bayern
> This is where it usually goes wrong. 1-1

1-3

> Sun
> Frankfurt - Köln
> 2-1

1-3

> Union - Leipzig
> Who's the hottest team in football? Leipzig who beat Stuttgart 5-1, or
> Union who's number one? 2-2

Too early for Bonucci
1-3

Ciao,
Werner

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by: Futbolmetrix - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 22:08 UTC

On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 5:52:29 PM UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> Fri
> Dortmund - Heidenheim
> Lewandowski, Haaland, Füllkrug. 3-0

Full points for Doc here, and likely zero for everybody else, including those with missed deadlines

Algorithm needs to think really hard whether it wants to use data from this year or last year. Oh, well, can 't be bothered to look up last year's tables and do a weighted average. This year it is.

> Sat
> Werder - Mainz
> Werner would be a good pick a hypothetical coach sacking game. 1-2

1-2

> Leverkusen - Darmstadt

Xabi Alonso will square pass his way to the Bundesliga title, 2-0

>
> Stuttgart - Freiburg

Freiburg is one of the good Burgs 1-2

>
> Augsburg - Bochum

Augsburg is not such a great Burg, but they are better than Bochum. 2-1
Wait, am I just copying Jesper's picks?

>
> Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg

An even better Burg! 1-2

>
> Gladbach - Bayern

1-3. Whew, finally a different pick.

> Sun
> Frankfurt - Köln

3-1

> Union - Leipzig

2-0
New signing Bonucci will help Union keep a clean sheet.

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by: Jesper Lauridsen - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 18:49 UTC

FT
Dortmund - Heidenheim 2-2 (7)
Werder - Mainz 4-0 (6)
Leverkusen - Darmstadt 5-1 (17)
Stuttgart - Freiburg 5-0 (0)
Augsburg - Bochum 2-2 (24)
Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg 3-1 (8)
Gladbach - Bayern 1-2 (17)
Frankfurt - Köln 1-1 (8)
Union - Leipzig 0-3 (14)

Only 35 goals - less than 4 per match. Meanwhile 2. Bundesliga has
results like 6-4 and HSV in first place.

Werner 26
MH 24
Binder 18
Doc 17
FM 10
Jesper 6

Great round for Werner - 4-0 over Mainz, no sack, and a stage win.

Red Jersey
FM 71
MH 70
Werner 70
Jesper 55
Binder 51
Doc 34

Stage wins
Werner 2
MH 1
FM 1

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by: Binder Dundat - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 17:46 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:49:58 p.m. UTC-4, Jesper Lauridsen wrote:
> FT
> Dortmund - Heidenheim 2-2 (7)

The Pretenders can not even beat Heidenheim at home, in a normal year they would be getting relegated, but this season about half the teams look like relegation candidates, so they will probably be safe.

> Werder - Mainz 4-0 (6)

Maybe Werder will be safe?

> Leverkusen - Darmstadt 5-1 (17)
No longer The Pretenders, but the hottest team in football.

> Stuttgart - Freiburg 5-0 (0)
Or wait, VfB is the hottest team in football.

> Augsburg - Bochum 2-2 (24)
> Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg 3-1 (8)
> Gladbach - Bayern 1-2 (17)
> Frankfurt - Köln 1-1 (8)
> Union - Leipzig 0-3 (14)
Or is Leipzig the hottest team? Which is quite something considering half the team has been sold.

>
> Only 35 goals - less than 4 per match. Meanwhile 2. Bundesliga has
> results like 6-4 and HSV in first place.

Yes Magdeburg beat Hertha 6-4 in an East German Derby, hope they get promoted.

>
> Werner 26
> MH 24
> Binder 18
> Doc 17
> FM 10
> Jesper 6
>
> Great round for Werner - 4-0 over Mainz, no sack, and a stage win.
>
> Red Jersey
> FM 71
> MH 70
> Werner 70
> Jesper 55
> Binder 51
> Doc 34
>
> Stage wins
> Werner 2
> MH 1
> FM 1

Subject	Author
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3	Jesper Lauridsen
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3	MH
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3	Binder Dundat
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3	Werner Pichler
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3	Futbolmetrix
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3	Jesper Lauridsen
Bundesliga 23/24 wk 3	Binder Dundat