Hymermut said:
> On 03/12/2023 19:11, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>>
>> Well OK.  I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>
> Packed her trunk and trundled off to the jungle, last I heard.

With a Gehzc, Gehzc, Gehzcrggl Gehzc.

Let's hope she keeps him there.

--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

My email address is at http://qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html

On 04/12/2023 12:09, Peter wrote:
> There was a munkjack in my garden this morning. t seemed to be munching on
> weeds, so I observed it from indoors to avoid disturbing it. After a few
> minutes it wandered off. I imagine they are quite tasty.

Possibly with mint sauce?

Tone

On 04/12/2023 13:34, Hymermut wrote:
> On 04/12/2023 12:09, Peter wrote:
>> There was a munkjack in my garden this morning. t seemed to be
>> munching on
>> weeds, so I observed it from indoors to avoid disturbing it. After a few
>> minutes it wandered off. I imagine they are quite tasty.

> Possibly with mint sauce?

Not for me (mint? UAB!). Roasted, with lots of sliced garlic cloves
shoved into slits in the meat, would be my preference.
--
Regards,
Andrew.

In article <ukke7s$3cu6o$1@dont-email.me>, nev young <newsforpasiphae195
3@yahoo.co.uk> on Mon, 4 Dec 2023 at 11:47:08 awoke Nicholas from his
slumbers and wrote
>On 04/12/2023 01:02, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
>> In article <ukimtp$30dkr$2@dont-email.me>, Hymermut <tone@email.com> on
>> Sun, 3 Dec 2023 at 20:03:04 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
>>> On 03/12/2023 18:06, Tim+ wrote:
>>>> Fortunately her habit of shitting on the floor makes a few spots of blood
>>>> seem like a minor inconvenience.
>>>
>>> Seems like she needs a major convenience.
>>>
>>> Tone
>>
>> Another benefit of a cat, they come housetrained by the time they leave
>> mother!
>
>But why are they trained to shit in _my_ garden?

You could get your own cat, which will then shit in your neighbours
garden.
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"Où sont les neiges d'antan?"

In article <ukktoc$3fs4v$1@dont-email.me>, Andrew Marshall <news@y-
ddraenog-goch.org.uk> on Mon, 4 Dec 2023 at 16:11:55 awoke Nicholas
from his slumbers and wrote
>On 04/12/2023 13:34, Hymermut wrote:
>> On 04/12/2023 12:09, Peter wrote:
>>> There was a munkjack in my garden this morning. t seemed to be
>>> munching on
>>> weeds, so I observed it from indoors to avoid disturbing it. After a few
>>> minutes it wandered off. I imagine they are quite tasty.
>
>> Possibly with mint sauce?
>
>Not for me (mint? UAB!). Roasted, with lots of sliced garlic cloves
>shoved into slits in the meat, would be my preference.

Well hung?
--
0sterc@tcher -

"Où sont les neiges d'antan?"

In article <ukkjh3$3e5u9$1@dont-email.me>, Richard Robinson
<richard@qualmograph.org.uk> on Mon, 4 Dec 2023 at 13:17:23 awoke
Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
>Hymermut said:
>> On 03/12/2023 19:11, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>>>
>>> Well OK.  I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>>
>> Packed her trunk and trundled off to the jungle, last I heard.
>
>With a Gehzc, Gehzc, Gehzcrggl Gehzc.
>
>Let's hope she keeps him there.
>
>
Gehzc was the first POTUS not to keep an animal on the premises. Hang on
he is....... [NO CARRIER].
--
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"Où sont les neiges d'antan?"

"Nicholas D. Richards" <nicholas@salmiron.com> wrote in
news:ZJuZq3AyRhblFA0v@salmiron.com:

> In article <ukktoc$3fs4v$1@dont-email.me>, Andrew Marshall <news@y-
> ddraenog-goch.org.uk> on Mon, 4 Dec 2023 at 16:11:55 awoke Nicholas
> from his slumbers and wrote
>>On 04/12/2023 13:34, Hymermut wrote:
>>> On 04/12/2023 12:09, Peter wrote:
>>>> There was a munkjack in my garden this morning. t seemed to be
>>>> munching on
>>>> weeds, so I observed it from indoors to avoid disturbing it. After
>>>> a few minutes it wandered off. I imagine they are quite tasty.
>>
>>> Possibly with mint sauce?
>>
>>Not for me (mint? UAB!). Roasted, with lots of sliced garlic cloves
>>shoved into slits in the meat, would be my preference.
>
> Well hung?

Who wants to know?

--
Peter
-----

On 04/12/2023 18:03, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
> Well hung?

Well shrivelled nowadays.

Tone

On 04/12/2023 18:03, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
> In article <ukktoc$3fs4v$1@dont-email.me>, Andrew Marshall <news@y-
> ddraenog-goch.org.uk> on Mon, 4 Dec 2023 at 16:11:55 awoke Nicholas
> from his slumbers and wrote
>> On 04/12/2023 13:34, Hymermut wrote:
>>> On 04/12/2023 12:09, Peter wrote:
>>>> There was a munkjack in my garden this morning. t seemed to be
>>>> munching on
>>>> weeds, so I observed it from indoors to avoid disturbing it. After a few
>>>> minutes it wandered off. I imagine they are quite tasty.
>>
>>> Possibly with mint sauce?
>>
>> Not for me (mint? UAB!). Roasted, with lots of sliced garlic cloves
>> shoved into slits in the meat, would be my preference.
>
> Well hung?

No; fresh. Don't like smelly meat.

--
Regards,
Andrew.

Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:

> On 03-Dec-23 12:42, Hymermut wrote:
> > This is a thread about nothing in particular.
> >
> > I was feeling bored so thought I'd start a new thread, but couldn't
> > think what it would be about. The it occurred to me that it doesn't
> > matter what it's about anyway. The amount of thread-swerving that goes
> > on here, somebody will have something to say anyway.
> >
> > Help yessen.
> >
> > cheers
> >
> > Tone
>
> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>
Which one?

--
braind

On 10/12/2023 02:42, me9 wrote:
>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>>
> Which one?

Behind you!

Tone

Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote in news:ul3ga1$2ipef$1@dont-email.me:

> On 10/12/2023 02:42, me9 wrote:
>>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>>>
>> Which one?
>
> Behind you!

Oh no it's not.

--
Peter
-----

On 10/12/2023 10:23, Peter wrote:
> Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote in news:ul3ga1$2ipef$1@dont-email.me:
>
>> On 10/12/2023 02:42, me9 wrote:
>>>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>>>>
>>> Which one?
>>
>> Behind you!
>
> Oh no it's not.
>
Oh yes it is.

_.-- ,.--.
.' .' /
| @ |'..--------._
/ \._/ '.
/ .-.- \
( / \ \
\\ '. | #
\\ \ -. /
:\ | )._____.' \
" | / \ | \ )
snd | |./' :__ \.-'
'--'

--
Tciao for Now!

John.

me9 said:
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
>> On 03-Dec-23 12:42, Hymermut wrote:
>> > This is a thread about nothing in particular.
>> >
>> > I was feeling bored so thought I'd start a new thread, but couldn't
>> > think what it would be about. The it occurred to me that it doesn't
>> > matter what it's about anyway. The amount of thread-swerving that goes
>> > on here, somebody will have something to say anyway.
>> >
>> > Help yessen.
>> >
>> > cheers
>> >
>> > Tone
>>
>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>>
> Which one?

The one that's been swept under the rug.

--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

My email address is at http://qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html

John Williamson <johnwilliamson@btinternet.com> wrote:

> On 10/12/2023 10:23, Peter wrote:
> > Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote in news:ul3ga1$2ipef$1@dont-email.me:
> >
> >> On 10/12/2023 02:42, me9 wrote:
> >>>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
> >>>>
> >>> Which one?
> >>
> >> Behind you!
> >
> > Oh no it's not.
> >
> Oh yes it is.
>
>
> _.-- ,.--.
> .' .' /
> | @ |'..--------._
> / \._/ '.
> / .-.- \
> ( / \ \
> \\ '. | #
> \\ \ -. /
> :\ | )._____.' \
> " | / \ | \ )
> snd | |./' :__ \.-'
> '--'
>

I say, I say, I say, my dog's got no nose.

--
^Ï^. Sn!pe, PA, FIBS - Professional Crastinator
<snipeco.1@gmail.com>
Google Groups articles seen only if poster whitelisted.
My pet rock Gordon just is.

On Sun, 10 Dec 2023 13:46:42 -0000 (UTC)
Richard Robinson <richard@qualmograph.org.uk> wrote:

> me9 said:
> > Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
> >> On 03-Dec-23 12:42, Hymermut wrote:
> >> > This is a thread about nothing in particular.
> >> >
> >> > I was feeling bored so thought I'd start a new thread, but couldn't
> >> > think what it would be about. The it occurred to me that it doesn't
> >> > matter what it's about anyway. The amount of thread-swerving that
> >> > goes on here, somebody will have something to say anyway.
> >> >
> >> > Help yessen.
> >> >
> >> > cheers
> >> >
> >> > Tone
> >>
> >> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
> >>
> > Which one?
>
> The one that's been swept under the rug.

It's just a mouse - honest.

--
Steve O'Hara-Smith
Odds and Ends at http://www.sohara.org/
Host: Beautiful Theory meet Inconvenient Fact
Obit: Beautiful Theory died today of factual inconsistency

snipeco.2@Use.Reply-To.Address.invalid (Sn!pe) wrote in
news:1qlj0zf.1p3nbga1odam55N%snipeco.2@Use.Reply-To.Address.invalid:

> John Williamson <johnwilliamson@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> On 10/12/2023 10:23, Peter wrote:
>> > Hymermut <tone@email.com> wrote in news:ul3ga1$2ipef$1@dont-email.me:
>> >
>> >> On 10/12/2023 02:42, me9 wrote:
>> >>>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>> >>>>
>> >>> Which one?
>> >>
>> >> Behind you!
>> >
>> > Oh no it's not.
>> >
>> Oh yes it is.
>>
>>
>> _.-- ,.--.
>> .' .' /
>> | @ |'..--------._
>> / \._/ '.
>> / .-.- \
>> ( / \ \
>> \\ '. | #
>> \\ \ -. /
>> :\ | )._____.' \
>> " | / \ | \ )
>> snd | |./' :__ \.-'
>> '--'
>>
>
> I say, I say, I say, my dog's got no nose.

<good grief, this is an old one>
So how does it smell?
</good...>

--
Peter
-----

On 10-Dec-23 2:42, me9 wrote:
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
>
>> On 03-Dec-23 12:42, Hymermut wrote:
>>> This is a thread about nothing in particular.
>>>
>>> I was feeling bored so thought I'd start a new thread, but couldn't
>>> think what it would be about. The it occurred to me that it doesn't
>>> matter what it's about anyway. The amount of thread-swerving that goes
>>> on here, somebody will have something to say anyway.
>>>
>>> Help yessen.
>>>
>>> cheers
>>>
>>> Tone
>>
>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>>
> Which one?

The one wearing unmentionables - obv.

--
Sam Plusnet

On Sun, 10 Dec 2023 20:16:26 +0000
Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:

> On 10-Dec-23 2:42, me9 wrote:
> > Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On 03-Dec-23 12:42, Hymermut wrote:
> >>> This is a thread about nothing in particular.
> >>>
> >>> I was feeling bored so thought I'd start a new thread, but couldn't
> >>> think what it would be about. The it occurred to me that it doesn't
> >>> matter what it's about anyway. The amount of thread-swerving that goes
> >>> on here, somebody will have something to say anyway.
> >>>
> >>> Help yessen.
> >>>
> >>> cheers
> >>>
> >>> Tone
> >>
> >> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
> >>
> > Which one?
>
> The one wearing unmentionables - obv.

<hat =zookeeper>
Oh that's Euripides, he's always stealing people's underwear but it never
fits.
</hat>

--
Steve O'Hara-Smith
Odds and Ends at http://www.sohara.org/
Host: Beautiful Theory meet Inconvenient Fact
Obit: Beautiful Theory died today of factual inconsistency

Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:

> On 10-Dec-23 2:42, me9 wrote:
> > Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
> >
> > > On 03-Dec-23 12:42, Hymermut wrote:
> > > > This is a thread about nothing in particular.
> >>>
> > > > I was feeling bored so thought I'd start a new thread, but couldn't
> > > > think what it would be about. The it occurred to me that it doesn't
> > > > matter what it's about anyway. The amount of thread-swerving that
> > > > goes on here, somebody will have something to say anyway.
> >>>
> > > > Help yessen.
> >>>
> > > > cheers
> >>>
> > > > Tone
> >>
> > > Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
> >>
> > Which one?
>
> The one wearing unmentionables - obv.
>
What about teh one upside down in the custard?

--
braind

On 11/12/2023 01:11, me9 wrote:
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
>
>> On 10-Dec-23 2:42, me9 wrote:
>>> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 03-Dec-23 12:42, Hymermut wrote:
>>>>> This is a thread about nothing in particular.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was feeling bored so thought I'd start a new thread, but couldn't
>>>>> think what it would be about. The it occurred to me that it doesn't
>>>>> matter what it's about anyway. The amount of thread-swerving that
>>>>> goes on here, somebody will have something to say anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>> Help yessen.
>>>>>
>>>>> cheers
>>>>>
>>>>> Tone
>>>>
>>>> Well OK. I just hope no-one mentions the elephant in the room.
>>>>
>>> Which one?
>>
>> The one wearing unmentionables - obv.
>>
> What about teh one upside down in the custard?
>

Is THAT what that lumpy bit was?

Tone

Hymermut <tone@email.com> writes:

> On 11/12/2023 01:11, me9 wrote:
>> What about teh one upside down in the custard?
>
> Is THAT what that lumpy bit was?

You should have been forewarned by the red spots on the surface. [1]

[1] Why do elephants wear red sneakers?

--
Mike Spencer Nova Scotia, Canada

On 04/12/2023 17:09, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
> In article <ukke7s$3cu6o$1@dont-email.me>, nev young <newsforpasiphae195
> 3@yahoo.co.uk> on Mon, 4 Dec 2023 at 11:47:08 awoke Nicholas from his
> slumbers and wrote
>> On 04/12/2023 01:02, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
>>> In article <ukimtp$30dkr$2@dont-email.me>, Hymermut <tone@email.com> on
>>> Sun, 3 Dec 2023 at 20:03:04 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
>>>> On 03/12/2023 18:06, Tim+ wrote:
>>>>> Fortunately her habit of shitting on the floor makes a few spots of blood
>>>>> seem like a minor inconvenience.
>>>>
>>>> Seems like she needs a major convenience.
>>>>
>>>> Tone
>>>
>>> Another benefit of a cat, they come housetrained by the time they leave
>>> mother!
>>
>> But why are they trained to shit in _my_ garden?
>
> You could get your own cat, which will then shit in your neighbours
> garden.

One of ours doesn't, she shits in one of SWMBO's planters. SWMBO is
planning to put a large spiky ornament in the planter (rather than in
the cat).

In article <kuu4p9Fe1geU3@mid.individual.net>, Mike Fleming
<mike@tauzero.co.uk> on Mon, 25 Dec 2023 at 19:51:03 awoke Nicholas
from his slumbers and wrote
>On 04/12/2023 17:09, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
>> In article <ukke7s$3cu6o$1@dont-email.me>, nev young <newsforpasiphae195
>> 3@yahoo.co.uk> on Mon, 4 Dec 2023 at 11:47:08 awoke Nicholas from his
>> slumbers and wrote
>>> On 04/12/2023 01:02, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
>>>> In article <ukimtp$30dkr$2@dont-email.me>, Hymermut <tone@email.com> on
>>>> Sun, 3 Dec 2023 at 20:03:04 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
>>>>> On 03/12/2023 18:06, Tim+ wrote:
>>>>>> Fortunately her habit of shitting on the floor makes a few spots of blood
>>>>>> seem like a minor inconvenience.
>>>>>
>>>>> Seems like she needs a major convenience.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tone
>>>>
>>>> Another benefit of a cat, they come housetrained by the time they leave
>>>> mother!
>>>
>>> But why are they trained to shit in _my_ garden?
>>
>> You could get your own cat, which will then shit in your neighbours
>> garden.
>
>One of ours doesn't, she shits in one of SWMBO's planters. SWMBO is
>planning to put a large spiky ornament in the planter (rather than in
>the cat).

I did say your own cat not plural cats. That is asking for trouble.
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"Où sont les neiges d'antan?"