On Sunday, September 26, 2021 at 1:28:17 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Sunday, September 26, 2021 at 1:08:19 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Sunday, September 26, 2021 at 9:11:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Sep 26, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
> > > (in article<r66dndhW6e1gyc38...@westnet.com.au>):
> > > > On 26/09/2021 5:23 PM, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Sep 25, 2021, William B. (Billby) wrote
> > > > > (in article<E8udnW78CeuSRNL8...@westnet.com.au>):
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What do you call an alligator in a vest?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > An investigator
> > > > >
> > > > > I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion
> > > > I'll just have to bag it then.
> > > That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a grip
> > > on your self.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.
> That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
> a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy to have sex with his wife .
> so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
> and he says "Yes ."
> well tell me about it .
> so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
> the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
> then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
> The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
> then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
> and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god , that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
> and he says "I do , three times a week."
>
> No applause , save it for the end.
> I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
>
> Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies of "Pun Intended"

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker."

On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5dec3fb7-1d13-40a2-8575-0b8c15728ca2n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > What do you call an alligator in a vest?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion
> > > > > I'll just have to bag it then.
> > > > That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
> > > > grip
> > > > on your self.
> > > What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.
> > That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
> > a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
> > to have sex with his wife .
> > so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
> > and he says "Yes ."
> > well tell me about it .
> > so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
> > the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
> > then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
> > The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
> > then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
> > and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
> > that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
> > and he says "I do , three times a week."
> >
> > No applause , save it for the end.
> > I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
> >
> > Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
> > of "Pun Intended"
>
> Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
> got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
> visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
more.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 3:37:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5dec3fb7-1d13-40a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > What do you call an alligator in a vest?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion
> > > > > > I'll just have to bag it then.
> > > > > That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
> > > > > grip
> > > > > on your self.
> > > > What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.
> > > That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
> > > a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
> > > to have sex with his wife .
> > > so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
> > > and he says "Yes ."
> > > well tell me about it .
> > > so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
> > > the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
> > > then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
> > > The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
> > > then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
> > > and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
> > > that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
> > > and he says "I do , three times a week."
> > >
> > > No applause , save it for the end.
> > > I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
> > >
> > > Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
> > > of "Pun Intended"
> >
> > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
> > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
> > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
> more.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 8:39:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 3:37:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5dec3fb7-1d13-40a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > What do you call an alligator in a vest?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same conclusion
> > > > > > > I'll just have to bag it then.
> > > > > > That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
> > > > > > grip
> > > > > > on your self.
> > > > > What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.
> > > > That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
> > > > a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
> > > > to have sex with his wife .
> > > > so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
> > > > and he says "Yes ."
> > > > well tell me about it .
> > > > so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
> > > > the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
> > > > then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
> > > > The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
> > > > then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
> > > > and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
> > > > that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
> > > > and he says "I do , three times a week."
> > > >
> > > > No applause , save it for the end.
> > > > I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
> > > >
> > > > Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several copies
> > > > of "Pun Intended"
> > >
> > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
> > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
> > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
> > more.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!

Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”

The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist, they come and decapitate you.

On Sep 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bdbf99c2-7cf4-427f-932d-4c7d79bbfb1fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
> > > he's
> > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
> > > come
> > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
> > more. It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.

So you told me 9,999 times.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sep 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<85ed7052-95a5-4b61-9bb7-78cd6d747426n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 8:39:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 3:37:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5dec3fb7-1d13-40a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > What do you call an alligator in a vest?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same
> > > > > > > > > > conclusion
> > > > > > > > I'll just have to bag it then.
> > > > > > > That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
> > > > > > > grip
> > > > > > > on your self.
> > > > > > What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.
> > > > > That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
> > > > > a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
> > > > > to have sex with his wife .
> > > > > so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
> > > > > and he says "Yes ."
> > > > > well tell me about it .
> > > > > so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
> > > > > the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
> > > > > then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
> > > > > The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
> > > > > then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
> > > > > and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
> > > > > that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
> > > > > and he says "I do , three times a week."
> > > > >
> > > > > No applause , save it for the end.
> > > > > I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
> > > > >
> > > > > Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several
> > > > > copies
> > > > > of "Pun Intended"
> > > >
> > > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
> > > > he's
> > > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
> > > > come
> > > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as
> > > > Mr.
> > > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > > Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
> > > more.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.
>
> hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
>
> Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
> got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
> visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
>
> The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist,
> they come and decapitate you.

You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 3:18:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<85ed7052-95a5-4b61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 8:39:30 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 3:37:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5dec3fb7-1d13-40a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > What do you call an alligator in a vest?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > An investigator I did a check and we are not caiman to the same
> > > > > > > > > > > conclusion
> > > > > > > > > I'll just have to bag it then.
> > > > > > > > That could make you subject to reticule. Perhaps you just need to get a
> > > > > > > > grip
> > > > > > > > on your self.
> > > > > > > What do you call someone that makes allegations? They're an alligator.
> > > > > > That joke about "get a hold of yourself" reminds me of another joke:
> > > > > > a guy goes to the doctor, he complains that he doesn't have enough energy
> > > > > > to have sex with his wife .
> > > > > > so the doctor says "well do you perform sex outside of the marriage ?"
> > > > > > and he says "Yes ."
> > > > > > well tell me about it .
> > > > > > so the guy says "I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week."
> > > > > > the doctor said "well,that's not too much."
> > > > > > then he said "I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week".
> > > > > > The doctor said "3+3 is six, that's getting to be pretty much ."
> > > > > > then he says , "I do it with the cook three times a week."
> > > > > > and the doctor says "well three and three and three is nine , my god ,
> > > > > > that's just too much sir ,you've got to get a hold of yourself !!!!!"
> > > > > > and he says "I do , three times a week."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No applause , save it for the end.
> > > > > > I'm sorry there wasn't a pun there , I just wasn't in a punny mood today.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Does anyone know if Gary Hallock still alive, he owes me for several
> > > > > > copies
> > > > > > of "Pun Intended"
> > > > >
> > > > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
> > > > > he's
> > > > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
> > > > > come
> > > > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > > > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as
> > > > > Mr.
> > > > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > > > Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
> > > > more.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.
> >
> > hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
> >
> > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days , he's
> > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can come
> > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> >
> > The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're racist,
> > they come and decapitate you.
> You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful scenery,

On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a1685ae9-620f-457c-89d6-a92431fd5b22n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > > > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
> > > > > > he's
> > > > > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
> > > > > > come
> > > > > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as
> > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > > > > Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
> > > > > more.
> > > > It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.
> > >
> > > hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
> > >
> > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
> > > he's
> > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
> > > come
> > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > >
> > > The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're
> > > racist,
> > > they come and decapitate you.
> > You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
>
> i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
> scenery,

I scene it all before

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:24:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a1685ae9-620f-457c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > > > > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
> > > > > > > he's
> > > > > > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
> > > > > > > come
> > > > > > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as
> > > > > > > Mr.
> > > > > > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > > > > > Your dementia is acting up again --- you are repeating yourself more and
> > > > > > more.
> > > > > It's just as funny the 10,000th time as the first time.
> > > >
> > > > hey mike, here's a new fresh joke!
> > > >
> > > > Mrs. Smith had a maid named Mabel , and Mabel
> > > > asked Mrs. Smith "Can my boyfriend Leroy come visit us for a few days ,
> > > > he's
> > > > got some time off from the army?" Mrs. Smith says "why of course he can
> > > > come
> > > > visit us Mabel ; how long is your boyfriend's furlough?" Mabel thought and
> > > > thought and thought , and finally said "His furlough is just as long as Mr.
> > > > Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker.”
> > > >
> > > > The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're
> > > > racist,
> > > > they come and decapitate you.
> > > You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
> >
> > i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
> > scenery,
> I scene it all before
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So you are a filmmaker?

On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cea06c69-b26b-4a21-b253-919b45c153c7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're
> > > > > racist,
> > > > > they come and decapitate you.
> > > > You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
> > >
> > > i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
> > > scenery,
> > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker?

I sold all my Kodak stock long ago.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 3:13:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cea06c69-b26b-4a21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > The only trouble is, it's a little bit racist and nowadays if you're
> > > > > > racist,
> > > > > > they come and decapitate you.
> > > > > You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
> > > >
> > > > i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
> > > > scenery,
> > > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker?
>
> I sold all my Kodak stock long ago.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear.

On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c3fb003c-7667-4a0f-9c08-b25d43779ebbn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
> > > > >
> > > > > i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
> > > > > scenery,
> > > > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear.

The sales terms must have been quite grizzly.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, September 4, 2023 at 3:11:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c3fb003c-7667-4a0f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You are lifting your sighted to some pretty heady territory..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to beautiful
> > > > > > scenery,
> > > > > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear.
>
> The sales terms must have been quite grizzly.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Actually, since real bears can't make stock transactions , I sold it to its mentor , Grizzly Adams.

On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c57ff46a-06c2-4f3a-b890-4b0e2ed1e780n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to
> > > > > > > beautiful
> > > > > > > scenery,
> > > > > > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock
> > > > > > long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make stock
transactions , I sold it to its
> mentor , Grizzly Adams.

Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, September 4, 2023 at 9:25:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c57ff46a-06c2-4f3a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > i'm running a ski resort and it has lifts on it to Take you to
> > > > > > > > beautiful
> > > > > > > > scenery,
> > > > > > > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak stock
> > > > > > > long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make stock
> transactions , I sold it to its
> > mentor , Grizzly Adams.
> Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.

On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9e258308-85b0-4808-9b2b-302f4882e9acn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak
> > > > > > > > stock
> > > > > > > > long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms
> > > > > > > > must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make
> > > > > > > > stock
> > transactions , I sold it to its
> > > mentor , Grizzly Adams.
> > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.

We had polar opposite results

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, September 4, 2023 at 1:07:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9e258308-85b0-4808...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I scene it all before So you are a filmmaker? I sold all my Kodak
> > > > > > > > > stock
> > > > > > > > > long ago. I sold all my Kodak stock to a Kodiak bear. The sales terms
> > > > > > > > > must have been quite grizzly. Actually, since real bears can't make
> > > > > > > > > stock
> > > transactions , I sold it to its
> > > > mentor , Grizzly Adams.
> > > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> > I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with it.
> We had polar opposite results
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire Earth is bipolar.

On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cd7f0db4-a953-49f1-a63f-7b3d77690bccn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > , I sold it to its
> > > > > mentor , Grizzly Adams.
> > > > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> > > I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with
> > > it.
> > We had polar opposite results
>
> The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire
> Earth is bipolar.

That pus a different spin on it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 3:33:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cd7f0db4-a953-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > , I sold it to its
> > > > > > mentor , Grizzly Adams.
> > > > > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> > > > I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China with
> > > > it.
> > > We had polar opposite results
> >
> > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the entire
> > Earth is bipolar.
> That pus a different spin on it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b731c3ef-19d3-4c8a-a998-b285d646811bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> > > > > I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China
> > > > > with
> > > > > it.
> > > > We had polar opposite results
> > >
> > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > entire
> > > Earth is bipolar.
> > That pus a different spin on it.
> There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
> the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 10:19:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b731c3ef-19d3-4c8a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> > > > > > I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > it.
> > > > > We had polar opposite results
> > > >
> > > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > > entire
> > > > Earth is bipolar.
> > > That pus a different spin on it.
> > There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
> > the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.
> He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<29b180fb-a8cd-4576-84e8-fbc3a954f166n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > > > entire
> > > > > Earth is bipolar.
> > > > That pus a different spin on it.
> > > There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it
> > > has
> > > the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.
> > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

Was that the name she was using???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 4:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<29b180fb-a8cd-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > > > > entire
> > > > > > Earth is bipolar.
> > > > > That pus a different spin on it.
> > > > There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it
> > > > has
> > > > the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.
> > > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> > He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> > wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.
> Was that the name she was using???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and made $100 trillion off the song.

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<da9318bc-f95c-424b-8d8d-dc2322070b6bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> > > He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> > > wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.
> > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and
> made $100 trillion off the song.

It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 10:02:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<da9318bc-f95c-424b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> > > > He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> > > > wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.
> > > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and
> > made $100 trillion off the song.
> It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played..
> Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA"