On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<08f1be33-4344-4ead-a3b3-39104c95bcefn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but
> > > > later she changed her name to Lola and
> > > made $100 trillion off the song.
> > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> It was great as a non-request song. People would
> phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA”

Said tung in cheek

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, September 7, 2023 at 3:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<08f1be33-4344-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but
> > > > > later she changed her name to Lola and
> > > > made $100 trillion off the song.
> > > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA”
>
> Said tung in cheek
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<522c0233-76b8-4c47-a62c-412a21e918b0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > > > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, September 7, 2023 at 8:29:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<522c0233-76b8-4c47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > > > > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> > > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.
>
> Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the very first time, like a version."

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<421160f8-8dc2-4afd-838d-a2510f0ef75an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in
> > > > > cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.
> >
> > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> very first time, like a version.”
That is virgin on the ridiculous.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, September 8, 2023 at 3:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<421160f8-8dc2-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > > > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in
> > > > > > cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.
> > >
> > > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> > we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> > software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> > very first time, like a version.”
> That is virgin on the ridiculous.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act, which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different name , she called it "Ridiculingus".

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<34a6341f-49ac-4262-9092-c9555b00ba4en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> > > we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> > > software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> > > very first time, like a version.”
> > That is virgin on the ridiculous.
> I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
> which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
> name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

But they are all trans there.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, September 8, 2023 at 9:59:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<34a6341f-49ac-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> > > > we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> > > > software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> > > > very first time, like a version.”
> > > That is virgin on the ridiculous.
> > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
> > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
> > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> But they are all trans there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

they all work in the transportation industry?

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<682892a3-27b9-4b7d-b2ea-44030ccb1562n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
> > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > different
> > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > But they are all trans there.
> they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, September 9, 2023 at 1:36:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<682892a3-27b9-4b7d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > > > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
> > > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > > different
> > > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > > But they are all trans there.
> > they all work in the transportation industry?
> Just what are you trying to convey to me???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A fellow named Bert.

On Sep 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<634130c3-681f-401d-9452-a7c38729ac45n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > > > > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex
> > > > > act,
> > > > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > > > different
> > > > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 4:05:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<634130c3-681f-401d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > > > > > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex
> > > > > > act,
> > > > > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > > > > different
> > > > > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
>
> What about Ernie???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

what about her?

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cb88003d-1212-449d-a1d5-f723456df7f2n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> >
> > What about Ernie???
> what about her?

Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 7:57:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cb88003d-1212-449d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > > > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> > >
> > > What about Ernie???
> > what about her?
>
> Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a company taking common words for the name of the company or their products like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f34b5cbc-0775-42d9-a797-4c0fdc2ca9f7n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> > > >
> > > > What about Ernie???
> > > what about her?
> >
> > Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane
>
> some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
> Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
> company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
> like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
> pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

Fly, it would be faster

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 3:16:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f34b5cbc-0775-42d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> > > > >
> > > > > What about Ernie???
> > > > what about her?
> > >
> > > Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane
> >
> > some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
> > Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
> > company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
> > like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
> > pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.
> Fly, it would be faster
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was "Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream fantasy
love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter "Ecstasy" in destination field.

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63dac572-7455-4495-b31c-75788fbb5a1en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
> > > Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
> > > company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
> > > like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
> > > pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.
> > Fly, it would be faster
> I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
> "Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
> fantasy
> love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
> know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
> tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
> "Ecstasy" in destination field.

They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<233b0cce-fd52-4a02-8a12-f2c32a85f909n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Fly, it would be faster
> > > I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
> > > "Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
> > > fantasy
> > > love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
> > > know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
> > > tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
> > > "Ecstasy" in destination field.
> > They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???
> > Michael LeVine
>
> yeah it's just like that movie Young Frankenstein where Gene Wilder and Teri
> Garr were riding along in a Haywagon and she asked Gene if he would like to
> "Go fur a roll in Zie hay?" and Gene's eyes get as big as pancakes , Teri
> says "it's fun rolling see back-and-forth in the hay like this" i.e., to
> Genes disappointment she didn't mean any fooling around stuff.
> Yes, I really liked her. when I was working at NASA in Houston, She was
> making a movie down in Seabrook and I had such a crush on her .I decided to
> meet her by buying her flowers and having them delivered to the front desk of
> her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
> just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
> myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
> I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.

You are contagious from a distance

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7815d242-d048-48f8-b03b-f84fcfa25223n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
> > > just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
> > > myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
> > > I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.
> > You are contagious from a distance
> Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance. Why,
> I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we
> really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
> cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
> All bow down before me.

You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, September 12, 2023 at 1:44:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7815d242-d048-48f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
> > > > just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
> > > > myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
> > > > I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.
> > > You are contagious from a distance
> > Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance.. Why,
> > I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we
> > really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
> > cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
> > All bow down before me.
> You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
> country and wait.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become Russia's dead hand.

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c0e0c099-3cbd-46eb-88f3-3126bbca2595n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > You are contagious from a distance
> > > Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance.
> > > Why,
> > > I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once
> > > we
> > > really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
> > > cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
> > > All bow down before me.
> > You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
> > country and wait.
> no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become
> Russia's dead hand.

Now you are just putin us on.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 5:48:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c0e0c099-3cbd-46eb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You are contagious from a distance
> > > > Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance.
> > > > Why,
> > > > I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China.. Once
> > > > we
> > > > really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
> > > > cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
> > > > All bow down before me.
> > > You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
> > > country and wait.
> > no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would become
> > Russia's dead hand.
> Now you are just putin us on.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you mean like Putin on the Ritz
I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
glued the crackers all over my body

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1d94349f-9580-40fa-aaf2-54c5c2b32e10n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
> > > > country and wait.
> > > no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would
> > > become
> > > Russia's dead hand.
> > Now you are just putin us on.
> you mean like Putin on the Ritz
> I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
> glued the crackers all over my body

And get sued by the Ritz Brothers???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 9:54:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1d94349f-9580-40fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
> > > > > country and wait.
> > > > no, I would be an effective weapon against the United States, I would
> > > > become
> > > > Russia's dead hand.
> > > Now you are just putin us on.
> > you mean like Putin on the Ritz
> > I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
> > glued the crackers all over my body
> And get sued by the Ritz Brothers???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Andy Griffith played the sheriff of Mayberry, a goody, two shoes type guy but then as he got older, they had him playing things like a sheriff that cannibalized people or whatever, and he also made commercials for the Ritz corporation , and his big line was "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz ". my favorite magazine the national lampoon did a take off on that , they had him say "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz and some things are a lot better if they have a Ritz stuck
way up in them, if you get my drift. "

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<041e8886-8e88-49bd-91ae-c28a3ebfd9ddn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Now you are just putin us on.
> > > you mean like Putin on the Ritz
> > > I have from time to time put on the Ritz,
> > > glued the crackers all over my body
> > And get sued by the Ritz Brothers???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Andy Griffith played the sheriff of Mayberry, a goody, two shoes type guy but
> then as he got older, they had him playing things like a sheriff that
> cannibalized people or whatever, and he also made commercials for the Ritz
> corporation , and his big line was "everything's better when it sits on a
> Ritz ". my favorite magazine the national lampoon did a take off on that ,
> they had him say "everything's better when it sits on a Ritz and some things
> are a lot better if they have a Ritz stuck
> way up in them, if you get my drift. “

Now you have gone crackers.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx