On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b971cf4e-7cb5-4fde-9919-66d3dff15790n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
> > > > > > A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
> > > > > > OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
> > > > > > state of things there, what I said was actually a
> > > > compliment.
> > > There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
> > > like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
> > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.

All ready got

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:06:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b971cf4e-7cb5-4fde...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
> > > > > > > A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
> > > > > > > OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
> > > > > > > state of things there, what I said was actually a
> > > > > compliment.
> > > > There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
> > > > like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
> > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.
>
> All ready got
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A man with precognition I like that. No pun.

On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 7:24:13 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 3:06:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Oct 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b971cf4e-7cb5-4fde...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
> > > > > > > > A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ---- California
> > > > > > > > OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
> > > > > > > > state of things there, what I said was actually a
> > > > > > compliment.
> > > > > There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than California,
> > > > > like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
> > > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice future, asshole.
> >
> > All ready got
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> A man with precognition I like that. No pun.

and I'm really sorry about the disparaging remark. No pun.

On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<99437bcc-fe35-4a89-961b-80fa97aa6c64n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
> > > > > > > > A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ----
> > > > > > > > California
> > > > > > > > OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
> > > > > > > > state of things there, what I said was actually a
> > > > > > compliment.
> > > > > There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than
> > > > > California,
> > > > > like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
> > > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
> > > > future, asshole.
> >
> > All ready got
> A man with precognition I like that. No pun.

So you read me like a no-pun book???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, October 29, 2023 at 10:33:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<99437bcc-fe35-4a89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > So what place on the godforsaken globe do you live , Mike?
> > > > > > > > > A place so bad people are actually leaving it for Texas ----
> > > > > > > > > California
> > > > > > > > > OK then. I forgive you for your disparaging remark. Considering the
> > > > > > > > > state of things there, what I said was actually a
> > > > > > > compliment.
> > > > > > There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than
> > > > > > California,
> > > > > > like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
> > > > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
> > > > > future, asshole.
> > >
> > > All ready got
> > A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
> So you read me like a no-pun book???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's lying, he's illiterate.

On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<51f78e95-963d-4d7b-abef-37bdeb3637b5n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than
> > > > > > > California,
> > > > > > > like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
> > > > > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
> > > > > > future, asshole.
> > > >
> > > > All ready got
> > > A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
> > So you read me like a no-pun book???
> My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
> lying, he's illiterate.

He does not have the write attitude.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 5:41:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<51f78e95-963d-4d7b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > There are probably a few places on Earth worse to live in than
> > > > > > > > California,
> > > > > > > > like maybe along the Congo river in Africa???
> > > > > > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
> > > > > > > future, asshole.
> > > > >
> > > > > All ready got
> > > > A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
> > > So you read me like a no-pun book???
> > My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
> > lying, he's illiterate.
> He does not have the write attitude.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."

So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?"

On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4d37c522-b5b6-4d55-8ad6-b8422f263842n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
> > > > > > > > future, asshole.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > All ready got
> > > > > A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
> > > > So you read me like a no-pun book???
> > > My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
> > > lying, he's illiterate.
> > He does not have the write attitude.
> When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and
> begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."
>
> So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?”

She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 30, 2023 at 10:36:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4d37c522-b5b6-4d55...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Like Victoria Texas??? Yeah, I'm getting tired of that. Have a nice
> > > > > > > > > future, asshole.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All ready got
> > > > > > A man with precognition I like that. No pun.
> > > > > So you read me like a no-pun book???
> > > > My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
> > > > lying, he's illiterate.
> > > He does not have the write attitude.
> > When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and
> > begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."
> >
> > So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?”
>
> She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.

On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3fa89ad8-4f16-43f2-b17e-68287b3e6355n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
> > > > > lying, he's illiterate.
> > > > He does not have the write attitude.
> > > When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and
> > > begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."
> > >
> > > So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?”
> >
> > She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
> I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out
> of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.

These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
dose of LSD

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 3:57:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3fa89ad8-4f16-43f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > My cousin Murgatroyd tells me he can read me like an open book; but he's
> > > > > > lying, he's illiterate.
> > > > > He does not have the write attitude.
> > > > When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged and
> > > > begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr. Right."
> > > >
> > > > So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?”
> > >
> > > She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
> > I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out
> > of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
> These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
> dose of LSD
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?

On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cb3c049b-bc47-4c74-af94-85ca49cc7938n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > He does not have the write attitude.
> > > > > When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged
> > > > > and
> > > > > begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr.
> > > > > Right."
> > > > > So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?” She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
> > > I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out
> > > of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
> > These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
> > dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?

in 25 or more ways.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 10:55:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cb3c049b-bc47-4c74...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He does not have the write attitude.
> > > > > > When Darlene was 15 I wanted desperately to have sex with her. I begged
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > begged and finally she told me "No, Don , I'm saving myself for Mr.
> > > > > > Right."
> > > > > > So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?” She wanted to be the first member of the Mile High Club
> > > > I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump out
> > > > of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are..
> > > These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
> > > dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?
>
> in 25 or more ways.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.

On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fc6b4d97-14fb-495e-9a42-567d5de2cddcn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?” She wanted to be the first
> > > > > > > member of the Mile High Club
> > > > > I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump
> > > > > out
> > > > > of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
> > > > These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
> > > > dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?
> >
> > in 25 or more ways.
>
> In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was
> "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.

The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
come up with.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 2:53:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fc6b4d97-14fb-495e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > So I asked her "Orville or Wilbur?” She wanted to be the first
> > > > > > > > member of the Mile High Club
> > > > > > I didnt know what the mile high club meant. I thought it meant you jump
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > of the airplane without a parachute just to prove how macho you are.
> > > > > These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just a
> > > > > dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster?
> > >
> > > in 25 or more ways.
> >
> > In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was
> > "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
> The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
> come up with.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

How about this for embarrassing?

"I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over noon on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.

On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4fb0db5c-94d4-4892-a9b9-3975f194259bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster? in 25 or more ways. In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was
> > > "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
> > The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
> > come up with.
> How about this for embarrassing?
> "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over noon
> on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.

And were you there taking notes???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 3:51:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4fb0db5c-94d4-4892...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > These days you no longer need a plane to join the maile high club, just
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > dose of LSD So, you mean Leapt (for) Sure Disaster? in 25 or more ways. In my high school there was a kid whose parents were hippies. His name was
> > > > "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
> > > The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
> > > come up with.
> > How about this for embarrassing?
> > "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over noon
> > on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.
> And were you there taking notes???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

(I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably won't succeed but I do want to do better)

yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the movie set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .

On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3e1401b7-c721-459b-8751-5d42b5df65b1n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
> > > > The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
> > > > come up with.
> > > How about this for embarrassing?
> > > "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over
> > > noon
> > > on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.
> > And were you there taking notes???
> (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this
> thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships
> both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably
> won't succeed but I do want to do better)
>
> yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
> and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the movie
> set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .

If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach
you to do it properly.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:26:08 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3e1401b7-c721-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > "Wow-look-at-the-colors" Horowitz.
> > > > > The name of the game is to give the kid the most embarrassing name you can
> > > > > come up with.
> > > > How about this for embarrassing?
> > > > "I performed oral sex with my girlfriend on the steps of City Hall over
> > > > noon
> > > > on Fourth of July " Abramowicz.
> > > And were you there taking notes???
> > (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this
> > thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships
> > both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better probably
> > won't succeed but I do want to do better)
> >
> > yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
> > and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the movie
> > set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .
> If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach
> you to do it properly.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something he didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy Scouts?

On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63611603-6e45-4b96-8c98-12c17afa9021n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > And were you there taking notes???
> > > (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this
> > > thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships
> > > both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better
> > > probably
> > > won't succeed but I do want to do better)
> > >
> > > yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
> > > and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the
> > > movie
> > > set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .
> > If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach
> > you to do it properly.
>
> In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something he
> didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always
> wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy
> Scouts?

They fell for the trap put out by the Marines. Get people to think they are
stupid
and so under estimate them..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:17:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<63611603-6e45-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > And were you there taking notes???
> > > > (I just wanted to apologize for using bad language a while back on this
> > > > thread .I'm trying to do better . I've lost three jobs and 14 friendships
> > > > both male and female because of cursing so I just want to do better
> > > > probably
> > > > won't succeed but I do want to do better)
> > > >
> > > > yes, there was a very popular show on called The Notebook
> > > > and I decided that I needed some money so I stole the notebook from the
> > > > movie
> > > > set and sold it to a third grader to take notes on in class .
> > > If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can teach
> > > you to do it properly.
> >
> > In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something he
> > didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always
> > wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy
> > Scouts?
> They fell for the trap put out by the Marines. Get people to think they are
> stupid
> and so under estimate them..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that sounds like a Gomer pile of Doodoo

On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<07750bc7-0ea0-4319-aa04-7c1f738e3f1cn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > If you want to learn how to do it right, I know a few Marines who can
> > > > teach
> > > > you to do it properly. In eighth grade we had a teacher that would if someone told him something
> > > he
> > > didn't believe he would say "tell it to the Marines " Now I've always
> > > wondered the Marines ? why the Marines? why not the army or why not the Boy
> > > Scouts?
> > They fell for the trap put out by the Marines. Get people to think they are
> > stupid
> > and so under estimate them.. that sounds like a Gomer pile of Doodoo

Sounds like their propaganda is working.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx